JN

Jeff Newman × Blake Ian

Bag of Entendres 💼

did you hear about the guy who went to court over the stolen luggage?

May 9, 2015 · 3 visitors

I'm Google?

Are you asleep yet?

May 11, 2015 · 3 visitors

Happy Mother's Day

I learned how to get my icons finally 💖

May 11, 2015 · 3 visitors

Brb moms using comp

Verizon just bought AOL

May 13, 2015 · 3 visitors

thanks....

You left your phone at my house!

May 15, 2015 · 3 visitors

👓👓👓

Last night was so crazy

May 16, 2015 · 3 visitors

video game probs

I'm going to start exercising this summer

May 18, 2015 · 3 visitors

priorities

I need motivation to not flip completely out at work tonight! 😡

May 19, 2015 · 3 visitors

the future, people.

Can I be a girl for a minute?

May 20, 2015 · 3 visitors

follow your dreams 🎨

How do I become one of the people who names paint?

May 20, 2015 · 3 visitors

SATC lies!

How the hell did Carrie Bradshaw live in that apartment only writing one column a week?!

May 28, 2015 · 3 visitors

got jokes?

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Jun 3, 2015 · 3 visitors

the stupid argument

Sup

Jun 16, 2015 · 3 visitors

the stupid argument

Sup

Jun 16, 2015 · 3 visitors

🙌 hot dads 🙌

I'd like to take the time to shout out to all the hot dads out there 😩😂😍

Jun 22, 2015 · 3 visitors

Power Couple 💟

What do you think about Russell and Ciara?

Jul 19, 2015 · 3 visitors

Amazing Race/HULU 🚗🚅✈️

I've got a new obsession... The Amazing Race!

Aug 4, 2015 · 3 visitors

teamwork makes dream..

Hey Jen

Nov 2, 2015 · 3 visitors

sibling love!

Hey

Nov 6, 2015 · 3 visitors

Amen, sister!

Am I always going to be alone?

Nov 8, 2015 · 3 visitors

MUWAHAHAHA

Chandler! There a huge spider right outside of the bathroom door. Can you come get it?

Nov 11, 2015 · 3 visitors

please...

Liv

Nov 13, 2015 · 3 visitors

all the love for Paris

My heart is so heavy.

Nov 14, 2015 · 3 visitors

It's time.

I can't believe you're retiring and we never got to square up in a championship.

Dec 1, 2015 · 3 visitors

fantasy problems

I'm in a major bind.

Dec 14, 2015 · 3 visitors

Dancing King

Okay, be honest. Who has better moves?

Dec 21, 2015 · 3 visitors

HAHAHA

What was your favorite gift yesterday?

Dec 26, 2015 · 3 visitors

when mom texts...

Is placenta gluten free? I know it's a silly question, but I was going to make it with chicken when you come home..

Dec 30, 2015 · 3 visitors

Hang in there, brother.

If I ever hear the words "Al Jazeera" again, it'll be too soon.

Dec 30, 2015 · 3 visitors

Love!

Jan 3, 2016 · 3 visitors

Fear the Horned Frog!

Most exciting bowl game so far: TCU/Oregon.

Jan 3, 2016 · 3 visitors

Never been more proud

I know today was an emotional one for you.

Jan 6, 2016 · 3 visitors

Golden Couple

Jan 11, 2016 · 3 visitors

It's Raining WHAT?! 🎂💩

UMMMMMMMMM. WTF?!

May 23, 2015 · 3 visitors

BURRRRN

Wanna hear a joke?

Jan 26, 2016 · 3 visitors

What the deuce?!

Stewie, you wanna go to the park today?

Feb 5, 2016 · 3 visitors

SERIAL gamechanger

Adnan Syed may be getting a retrial.

Feb 6, 2016 · 3 visitors

Let's get it!

You've got a real chance to take this thing home.

Feb 7, 2016 · 3 visitors

binge-worthy

How did I just discover 'New Girl'?

Feb 11, 2016 · 3 visitors

the hair argument

Oh I'm going bald an saterday

Jul 20, 2015 · 3 visitors

Could we be more married?

I can't wait to exchange gifts!

Feb 14, 2016 · 3 visitors

I got your back.

How ya doin', Carl?

Feb 15, 2016 · 3 visitors

girls be like...

I HATE HIM

Feb 19, 2016 · 3 visitors

Get out there, people!

I got mine!

Mar 1, 2016 · 3 visitors

All about confidence

Well how did you land BIG?

Mar 7, 2016 · 3 visitors

There is hope!!

Ciara and Russell Wilson giving me all kinds of #GOALS!

Mar 12, 2016 · 3 visitors

mmhmm!

What are you doing today?

Mar 23, 2016 · 3 visitors

Easter showdown!

Have you ever seen anything cuter?!

Mar 27, 2016 · 3 visitors

Nobody Likes Jazz 🚫🎷

No one listens to jazz. Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all jazz is for.

Apr 17, 2016 · 3 visitors

Sultry Sarcastinista

But we are SUPPORTING EACH OTHER! And that's a perfect segue to our topic today!

May 24, 2016 · 3 visitors

He's a charmer!

Mar 24, 2016 · 3 visitors

She does have a point.

I should not be allowed to make decisions anymore.

Mar 31, 2016 · 3 visitors

Welcome to the team, Ye.

I'm really happy to be working with Ye.

Apr 2, 2016 · 3 visitors

🙃

Hey babe. Wanna come over tonight?

Apr 23, 2016 · 3 visitors

so. many. feelings. 🍋

WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE GREATNESS THAT IS

Apr 25, 2016 · 3 visitors

Where is Leonard?

Penny, I'm sick.

Apr 27, 2016 · 3 visitors

Draft time! 🏈

SF needs a QB so badly. They better draft Goff first!

Apr 28, 2016 · 3 visitors

1️⃣9️⃣9️⃣9️⃣

I don't understand how I keep picking the worst men in Manhattan. What's wrong with me?

May 7, 2016 · 3 visitors

STRANGER THINGS! 📺🎖

and the award for best TV show ever goes to...

Aug 11, 2016 · 3 visitors

Leave Ellen Alone! 🙄

OK. Ellen is NOT racist! What is wrong with people?! 😠

Aug 20, 2016 · 3 visitors