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another one bites the dust

Sep 29, 2014

JW
Stage· 23 messages
Sep 29, 2014
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Jake Williams · 1:59 AM

Dude.
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Jake Williams · 2:00 AM

Hot waitress from 356 just walked into the store.
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Mike Campbell · 2:00 AM

The blonde?
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Mike Campbell · 2:01 AM

Ashey, Brittany or something basic like that?
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Jake Williams · 2:02 AM

No, the stupid-hot redhead girl we saw that one time
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Jake Williams · 2:03 AM

But we thought we imagined cause we haven't seen her since
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Mike Campbell · 2:04 AM

Ohhh, fuck! The redhead!
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Mike Campbell · 2:04 AM

I don't believe you
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Mike Campbell · 2:04 AM

She was just a figment of our sick imagination.
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Jake Williams · 2:05 AM

No, it was 100% her
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Jake Williams · 2:05 AM

Sweat to God
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Mike Campbell · 2:06 AM

Please tell me you formed complete sentences
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Mike Campbell · 2:06 AM

Or...wait...
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Mike Campbell · 2:07 AM

You speaking probably ruined any chance you had
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Jake Williams · 2:07 AM

First of all, fuck you.
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Jake Williams · 2:07 AM

I'm charming as shit.
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Jake Williams · 2:09 AM

And secondly, I didn't have a chance to say anything besides "Welcome to GNC," before her juiced-up, 'roided out boyfriend walked in behind her
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Mike Campbell · 2:09 AM

Pussy
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Mike Campbell · 2:09 AM

You're a disgrace
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Jake Williams · 2:09 AM

No, dude, he was like WWE huge
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Mike Campbell · 2:09 AM

Damn.
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Mike Campbell · 2:10 AM

Another one bites the dust
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Mike Campbell · 2:58 PM

★ Spotlighted from Ashton McKinnley

Lol good luck, jake!