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dying in the suburbs

Dec 1, 2013

MR
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Dec 1, 2013

Shapiro has been in New Jersey for 3whole days, Matt is a witness and now an honorary red-neck. These two are out of sorts and out of place. Listen in.

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RICK SHAPIRO · 8:49 PM

★ Spotlighted from Chris Pearson

“I await...!”

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RICK SHAPIRO · 8:49 PM

★ Spotlighted from Justin Oung

“hey rick! how's nyc?”

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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:04 PM

is it working
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:04 PM

sorry fucking difficulties
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Matt Roper · 9:05 PM

Anyone here
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:05 PM

gimme a minute ,ohhh n ny kikks aaaasss!
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Matt Roper · 9:05 PM

Hello beautiful creatures!
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:05 PM

matt!
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Matt Roper · 9:05 PM

Hello superman.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:06 PM

be honest when yu say beautiful creatures do u mean in jersey tooo??
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:06 PM

or just the greatness of the entitlement mermaids ,yet still grand n lovely,of manhattan
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Matt Roper · 9:07 PM

I mean Jersey too. I'm a foreigner remember, everything I see is romantic
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Matt Roper · 9:07 PM

I'm in Bushwick! Brooklyn!
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:07 PM

man! i gotta hand it to ya as the cliches say
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:07 PM

its a bitch out here i mean
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Matt Roper · 9:08 PM

When are you back in the city?
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:08 PM

well i wanna ask u hows bushwick!
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:09 PM

tonite but lemme ramble n then you tell me why you or what was romantic bout jersey
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Matt Roper · 9:09 PM

I just had (a late breakfast) of an egg sandwich and coffee in the sunshine but the egg was fried instead of boiled, mashed and with mayonnaise so that nearly ruined the first bit of my day.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:09 PM

i mean the family stufff is a dreakshow o goddmn repression,the parents order the kids arpuns
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Matt Roper · 9:09 PM

OK ramble on. I'm listening...
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Matt Roper · 9:09 PM

(as ever)
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:09 PM

the kids who r adults
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:10 PM

the kids order the or constantly defend themselves n put down the guests except not you cause ur from woooooow! europe!!
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Matt Roper · 9:11 PM

Hahah.
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Matt Roper · 9:11 PM

You're jealous of my easy ride.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:11 PM

now,where did you have ur egg sandwich
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:12 PM

easy ride?
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Matt Roper · 9:12 PM

People must realise that we spend the Thanksgiving holidays together with your in-laws in smalltown New Jersey, in a house quite remote from any amenities.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:12 PM

the way you take it easy n light?
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Matt Roper · 9:12 PM

It was a great experience for me.
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Matt Roper · 9:12 PM

Fuck the egg sandwich.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:13 PM

ohhh nooo thats cool i understand but didnt it bother you at all?i mean there
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:13 PM

was ine point where you laughed and while smiling grandly,you i heard n saw you mutter "oh why"
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:13 PM

it was a riot!
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:14 PM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

“@Justin I hadn't heard yet. That's crazy.”

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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:14 PM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

“"Jersey Girl" by Tom Waits is romantic.”

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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:14 PM

★ Spotlighted from Justin Oung

“hey, happy sunday, sir”

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Matt Roper · 9:14 PM

Well, I enjoyed it, immersing into family life. I think Thanksgiving, like Christmas, is an intimate family time, quite private, so felt privileged to be there.
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Matt Roper · 9:15 PM

My favourite moment was when your mother-in-law smacked you in the kitchen for talking about Goldie Hawn's asshole.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:16 PM

WHAT DO U MEAN "EASY RIDE"
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:16 PM

ITS THE WAY U R ABLE TO LIGHTEN UP RIGHT?
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:16 PM

YOU R SUCH AN ABSORBER OF N STUDY OF PEOPLE RIGHT??
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:17 PM

OHHHH YEAH NOT USED TO BEING ROUND PARENTS THAT WAS FUN
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:17 PM

WHAT DO U MEAN EASY RIDE?IT INTERESTS ME BECAUSE I NEED TO LEARN IT
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Matt Roper · 9:18 PM

EASY RIDE is my referring to your comment about me getting off lightly because I'm European
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:18 PM

IF IT MEANS WHAT I THINK IT MEANS
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:18 PM

HA!
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Matt Roper · 9:18 PM

Getting an easy ride, an easy time of things.
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Matt Roper · 9:19 PM

Part of me always dreaded any family get together because the shit always hit the fan somewhere along the way.
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Matt Roper · 9:19 PM

Talking about my own family, of course.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:19 PM

HEY MAN YOU HIT THE BARS IN MANHATTAN N JERSEY IT MUST BE FUN BUT THE HANGOVERS YOU CAN STILL HANDLE?N NO HEROINE? TRUTH NOW
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Matt Roper · 9:19 PM

I didn't get drunk since Black Friday in NJ
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Matt Roper · 9:19 PM

When the guys in that bar forced a tequila down me
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Matt Roper · 9:19 PM

I was quite happy with red wine
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Matt Roper · 9:20 PM

It fucked me up yesterday
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Matt Roper · 9:20 PM

It seems everyone out here wants to do shots with me once they here my accent.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:20 PM

IS IT AMAZING FUN MEETING SEEMINGLYHOSTILE PEEPS N THEN YOU MAKE THEM FRIENDLY LIL PETS IVE SEEN YOU GET ALONG WELL IM A BITCH IN JERSEY N I MISS DRINKIN ,WITH YOU DRINKIN WOULD BE THE BEST
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Matt Roper · 9:20 PM

LaToya, the shop assistant at the mall in Jackson, gave me a 20% discount on my new hoodie because I had an English accent...
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Matt Roper · 9:21 PM

You don't drink anymore hey?
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:21 PM

HOW DID YOU FEEL DESCRIBE YESTERDAY THEN WELL GET TO YOUR FAMILY
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Matt Roper · 9:21 PM

I was pretty hungover yesterday
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:21 PM

NO
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Matt Roper · 9:21 PM

There were no seats on the bus back to NYC so I had to stand all the way
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Matt Roper · 9:21 PM

No what??
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Matt Roper · 9:22 PM

Ah, no to drinking I get it.
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Matt Roper · 9:22 PM

Let's talk about what you just said about people who look hostile
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Matt Roper · 9:22 PM

The night started (you were sleeping) in a kind of middle class bar in Jackson
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Matt Roper · 9:22 PM

Then I wanted to go to a dirtier place.
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Matt Roper · 9:23 PM

I like the lowlife places
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Matt Roper · 9:23 PM

I am "of" the lowlife
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Matt Roper · 9:23 PM

I like being in places where people are real
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Matt Roper · 9:23 PM

And who they are.
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Matt Roper · 9:23 PM

But where I was taken wasn't "low" enough for me
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Matt Roper · 9:23 PM

And your wife refused to go any lower.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:23 PM

CANT FIND WHAT U WROTE BOUT UR FAMILY ,,,IF U WANNA REPEAT THATD BE COOOL
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:24 PM

BUT
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:24 PM

AS FAR
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:24 PM

AS HOSTILE I MEAN
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:24 PM

DID YOU NOTICE THE SQUINTY MEAN LOOKS AT ALL?LIKE WHEN THEY DIDDNT BELIEVE
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:24 PM

YOUR ACCENT OR NOT
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:25 PM

★ Spotlighted from Rebecca Westbrook Toker

“Dude, egg with mayonnaise would have fucked up my day. That's gross.”

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Matt Roper · 9:25 PM

I didn't notice any squinty mean looks that time. I've had one or two of those walking along the street in Brooklyn today though. I just acknowledge people though. Say hi. Whatever.
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Matt Roper · 9:27 PM

I try to live without any fear. I mean, I might die getting mauled by a pitbull one day but at least I met a lot of interesting people along the way :-)
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:27 PM

THESE "COMMENTERS NEXT DOOR ARE FUCKING USING THE BORN GIVEN RIGHT OF A POWERFUL BRAIN TALKIN BOUT MORISSSETE N PAUL WALKER FUCK YOU! PAUL WALKER DIDNT DIE , HES JUST MAATHHEWQ MACCCCCCONNNA HEYN MATT IDOT DAMON
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Matt Roper · 9:27 PM

Just noticed all this in this column, sorry
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Matt Roper · 9:27 PM

How do I interact with everyone on the right column?
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:29 PM

YOU CAN JUST PRESS A THUMBS UP OR DOWN OR FAVORITE PRESS GOLDENKEY OR JUST IGNORE
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Matt Roper · 9:29 PM

OK
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:29 PM

IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO GO OFF ABOUT OR TELL ANYONE ANYTHING GOOD BAD UGLY BAMBASTIC ETS MY
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:29 PM

KEYBOARD IS FUKKED!
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Matt Roper · 9:30 PM

They're all good. You have discerning followers...
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Matt Roper · 9:30 PM

Yeah. There's one thing I do want to go off about.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:30 PM

I MUST ALSO SAY LOOK UP MATT ROPER HE IS THE BEST SHOW IVE EVER SEEN I SAW HIM AT THE FRINGE IM DRAwing a stupid b;lank on ur characters name !
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Matt Roper · 9:30 PM

And it might start a riot.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:31 PM

do u believe that its amazing it has music wildness smmoothe poetic ,hilarious serge gainsborg stopped fuckiing whitney huston to go see you n he loves only dead bodies
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:32 PM

thats why he only dates american cunts
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Matt Roper · 9:32 PM

I love Serge.
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Matt Roper · 9:32 PM

Melody Nelson, etc.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:33 PM

i just wanna say america is dying
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Matt Roper · 9:33 PM

My character's name is Wilfredo and he's a feast for the senses.
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Matt Roper · 9:33 PM

Britain is dying too.
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Matt Roper · 9:33 PM

As we know it, anyway.
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Matt Roper · 9:33 PM

We're all fucked. Greed is the cancer of the earth.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:33 PM

we have no history of coolass dudes like serge he has ballls n told whitney to fuck off on tv.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:34 PM

do you like francois hardy?
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Matt Roper · 9:34 PM

You do have history of cool people - a very rich history. Bill Hicks, Maya Angelou, Hunter S Thompson...
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Matt Roper · 9:34 PM

Yes Francois Hardy too but she recorded mainly in French and I don't understand so much of it...
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Matt Roper · 9:35 PM

@Justin Oung: Bill Hicks!
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:35 PM

thats true ive just been stuck npunted n runted in the domedy world n im resemtful! man yopu travel
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Matt Roper · 9:35 PM

Sarah Silverman :-)
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Matt Roper · 9:35 PM

@Howard DeMarzo - scroll up to see what I said about my own family dynamic...
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Matt Roper · 9:36 PM

Rick you've had travels.... and will again when you're healthier.... I don't live like this all the time...
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:37 PM

around the world !,i used to until this fukkin troubling situation i have to wait a bit to travle!u knpw the perkystones,kill dick cheney.humiliate john kerry,i was in a car crash , two comas two ods from what was prescribed a heartattack
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Matt Roper · 9:37 PM

You're coming to the UK next year!
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Matt Roper · 9:38 PM

I hope!
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:38 PM

whtas it like for you when u dont travle
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:38 PM

seriously whats it feel like what do u experience cause most americans like me were raised to shut your fukkin whole eat cake n stare aat tv!
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Matt Roper · 9:39 PM

We get Tracy and your in-laws seats at Wimbledon where they can swim in bowls of strawberries and cream and knock themselves out with tennis. I shall take you out to the dive bars of Soho where you'll reign gladly...
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:39 PM

telll tracy!!
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Matt Roper · 9:40 PM

...our cups will overfloweth and there shall be lines of cocaine all the way to Paris. Swirling into the naval of Francois Hardy.
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Matt Roper · 9:40 PM

That'll be worth waiting for. No?
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Matt Roper · 9:41 PM

@Howard Our cultures are quite close in many ways. Except you get your life saved for free of charge ;-)
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Matt Roper · 9:41 PM

POLITICAL
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:42 PM

look matt youve seen alot of things tell me dirty tell me oppression telll me an inspiration tell me corruption scum sex anythingi want to feel to know where youve beeen
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:42 PM

btw i only like dives
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Matt Roper · 9:42 PM

@Howard Seriously though, the comedy scene in Britain now is heavily influenced by the States. I think America is considered the mother tongue of stand-up.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:42 PM

well noiw im becoming la so i want dead girls in neon skybars
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Matt Roper · 9:42 PM

:-)
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:43 PM

the people making comments souns like the new walking dead!
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Matt Roper · 9:43 PM

This year I was in India. Spent some time in a hospital in Saigon. Did the Cape Town Comedy fest in SA. Ukraine, Germany, Czech, Austria.
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Matt Roper · 9:44 PM

Vienna upset me the most.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:44 PM

isnt there anything on anybodys fucking mind! the inequality the injuastice im scared to not be married becuse without her i willl find john kerry n rush n newt and we need crackheads not porterhpuse steakfatfucks runnin the fucking lost country!
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Matt Roper · 9:45 PM

No crackheads in Vienna that I met...
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:45 PM

just got ur comment matt comments and reading it now
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Matt Roper · 9:45 PM

But they were electing Nazis well into the 90s.
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Matt Roper · 9:45 PM

BERLIN is the most radical, interesting, live-and-let-live city I'm been to.
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Matt Roper · 9:46 PM

*I've been to
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:46 PM

a guy just used his brain p[ower to write "i resemble that remark!"!!! n you,matt like ameruica! bury america!
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:46 PM

to get dumped on thats what you heard
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:46 PM

thats what you took it as
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:46 PM

thats who you are !
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Matt Roper · 9:46 PM

Now now boys
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Matt Roper · 9:47 PM

So Rick you're still in New Jersey. Are you at breaking point?
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:47 PM

what the fuckdo u want from young n old americanns we are here they tell us who we r we must tell everybody who i am who u r n what matters to you its time to have had enuffffff!!
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:47 PM

can yopu tellll???
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Matt Roper · 9:47 PM

He's at breaking point.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:48 PM

berlin! yes im goin there! stayyyyinggg! art! art! art!
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Matt Roper · 9:49 PM

Berlin is interesting, I think you'd love it. I was thinking of fixing up some shows there in June next year. We can do a double bill thing.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:49 PM

viennna!
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:49 PM

please lets do that!!! yuesss!
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Matt Roper · 9:49 PM

In a minute if you want I will tell you why I respect Berliners and what they have created.
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Matt Roper · 9:49 PM

Fuck Vienna.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:50 PM

ok pleaase tell me so i dont have to hear americans be typical paul walker gimps
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Matt Roper · 9:50 PM

(Obviously there are lovely folk in Vienna too.)
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:50 PM

n alanis morrisette chump chimps
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Matt Roper · 9:50 PM

(Sorry Vienna.)
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Matt Roper · 9:51 PM

Is there anyone here from Vienna?
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Matt Roper · 9:51 PM

So fuck Vienna.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:51 PM

★ Spotlighted from Justin Oung

“but, i was being ironic, rick!”

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Matt Roper · 9:51 PM

★ Spotlighted from Michael Hill

“It's ok. JFK made the same mistake.”

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Matt Roper · 9:52 PM

@Michael Where I stay in Berlin, a neighbourhood called Shoneberg, is where Kennedy made that speech.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:52 PM

★ Spotlighted from Michael Hill

“Break Point! That's a Wimbeldon reference!”

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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:52 PM

tellll meeee about berlin !!!!!!!!!!!
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Matt Roper · 9:52 PM

BERLINERS are so FUCKING interesting and I RESPECT them so much because it's OK to BE WHO YOU ARE there, they had ENOUGH of AUTHORITY since the 30s
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Matt Roper · 9:53 PM

NAZISM COMMUNISM and now CRAZY CAPITALISM
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Matt Roper · 9:53 PM

They say FUCK YOU to authority
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:53 PM

i hate dry humor unless its cheeky n from some one brilliant like wilfredo
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:53 PM

n i know its irony shit!
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Matt Roper · 9:53 PM

But it's all in a VERY DEMOCRATIC way
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Matt Roper · 9:54 PM

I think they realise what they have and they NUTURE their RIGHTS
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:54 PM

could you explain that matttt innnerestink!
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Matt Roper · 9:54 PM

*NURTURE
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:55 PM

how would you describe the process of nurturing your rights to an american or to me?
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Matt Roper · 9:55 PM

Well I can only speak at this point as a British citizen
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:55 PM

so what you are saying is its ok to be different and there is no struggle to fit in??!?! Wow what a concept
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Matt Roper · 9:56 PM

In Britain we just place so much store on everything just being ok
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:56 PM

please do...dammmit!!!!!!!
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Matt Roper · 9:56 PM

I think there's a complacency
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Matt Roper · 9:56 PM

in the UK
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:57 PM

complacency yes my commenters need to see this word over n over agaaain ,meee tooo!
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Matt Roper · 9:57 PM

Things are not going to change because a thousand people sign some petition
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Matt Roper · 9:57 PM

And things aren't going to change because people march on a Saturday
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:57 PM

★ Spotlighted from Justin Oung

“rick's gonna hate me 'cuz the book has pictures in it”

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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:57 PM

★ Spotlighted from Michael Hill

“That's really the only right we care about besides waving guns around. Being able to shop.”

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Matt Roper · 9:58 PM

People need to be leaving the workplaces, the schools, to really amke a government think something is up
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RICK SHAPIRO · 9:59 PM

americans will quote n march as long as they dont have to think.i mean
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Matt Roper · 9:59 PM

As a result of complacency and being fed X FACTOR and BRTAINS GOT TALENT etc etc etc and tabloid commentary winding them up I think it leads to a horrible PASSIVE AGRESSION instead of something with VALUE to bring a CHANGE
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Matt Roper · 9:59 PM

So on that note of a tiny island with 65m frustrated people
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:00 PM

we need the minds supposedly of comedians to come up with pranks n pushin the envdlope n slammmmin openin doors n end up in jail n rob banks n somehow revoltor devise a new language
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Matt Roper · 10:00 PM

Thank FUCK we don't carry GUNS.
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Matt Roper · 10:00 PM

★ Spotlighted from Justin Oung

“but, how else can i join a drum circle in protest?”

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Matt Roper · 10:00 PM

@Justin that's patronising.
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Matt Roper · 10:01 PM

@Justin I'm not saying that picketing isn't useful.
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Matt Roper · 10:02 PM

@Howard but for it to be a willing change for everyone people have to realize what is TRUTH
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Matt Roper · 10:03 PM

With all of our media outlets having some political affiliation it's tough to know what the TRUTH is
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:03 PM

youre so right just saying all that alone about the media n tv stupididty n passive aggressive amaericans n ropund the fuckin world o citizens ! amaericans i meet on the road are always like many commenters just glib "oh wellITS been like this for da
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Matt Roper · 10:03 PM

★ Spotlighted from Chris Pearson

“It's time to stop giving ourselves labels.”

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Matt Roper · 10:03 PM

★ Spotlighted from Chris Pearson

“Bring back the term "human."”

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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:04 PM

mayors in canada have smoked crak for cennnnturieeeeees
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:05 PM

oh well war has always been the reason to start wars oil has always beeen more important than people!
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Matt Roper · 10:05 PM

I agree. Amazing the way our governments can find so much money to kill people but not enough to help people.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:06 PM

we have to end soon,,,come see my hr n hf show at standup ny theatre lab (up top)mon nite at9pm n ill beon artie langs tv show on tues
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Matt Roper · 10:06 PM

There's a guy called Tony Benn in the UK, now he's quite old, he was a top politician for decades but he retired from parliament when Blair got in a second time because he'd had enough of it.
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Matt Roper · 10:07 PM

Had enough of the way parliament was going.
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Matt Roper · 10:07 PM

Guys google him, he's an interesting guy.
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Matt Roper · 10:07 PM

But my point is, he said something interesting a few years back:
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Matt Roper · 10:07 PM

he said
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:08 PM

its horrible there jhas to be a way to get the money from our rich senators personal fucking wallets n its up to citizens to know we r citizens call our selves that n steal their fukkking wallets wives n kids n boats n yacthts n computers n travle co
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:08 PM

who said something interesting n what did he say?
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Matt Roper · 10:08 PM

You get the feeling that government almost prefers a country of unhealthy addicts and people shackled in debt. Because once you are shackled like that people are powerless. They feel helpless. Helpless people do not go out to vote.
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Matt Roper · 10:09 PM

A nation of healthy, educated, strong people is far more difficult to govern.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:11 PM

yeah as long as we parrot expresssions like i need a hooker n hig fuckin chlosterol but justin has the desire for more acccurate n trencchant n biting expresssion n its up to writers nurses doctors zookeeepers to make statemenst to start offfn contin
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:12 PM

your right maaatt a nation full o these humans!!!,thank you everybody for hangin in go get em n start trouble evrywhere follow
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Matt Roper · 10:12 PM

I have to get going guys soon.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:13 PM

the impulse n work it out n doi ti do pranks n realize im bigger than my environment start by askin for coffee
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Matt Roper · 10:13 PM

So interesting looking at all the comments
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Matt Roper · 10:13 PM

That's part of the reason why I'm here, why I travel.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:13 PM

n a blowjob at starbucks then quote facts when your online at any store n burn knpoowledge thru the veil of the mesmerism! t
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Matt Roper · 10:14 PM

I want to know what the rest of this work I inhabit is thinking.
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Matt Roper · 10:14 PM

Rick I love you.
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Matt Roper · 10:14 PM

Get back on fucking stage and be pro-active with all of this stuff, eh.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:14 PM

whats part of the reason why ur here tell me more we r going a lil long
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:14 PM

but its cool
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:15 PM

★ Spotlighted from Justin Oung

“wake up at 5am, get to class by 7, out of school by 11, study for 2-4 hours, sleep 4 more hours, hitting mics at 8pm... it's a daily routine”

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Matt Roper · 10:15 PM

★ Spotlighted from Justin Oung

“this is true... think i'm hardly informed enough to vote, though”

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Matt Roper · 10:16 PM

@justin so we vote for those we hope are less cunt-ish.
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:16 PM

im onstage tomorrow nite! hr n hf!im always onstage except when i buy into family values in jersey cause i love ...herrrrrr! n her bro etc
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:17 PM

theyre all gutlesss cuntishpusssies meowwww trust meeeeoooowwww fuckkk! see you guys next week! matt see you tonite
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Matt Roper · 10:17 PM

So Rick I'll be seeing you tomorrow night in Manhattan.
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Matt Roper · 10:18 PM

Or tonight. What's happening tonight?
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Matt Roper · 10:18 PM

OK we'll talk by phone
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:18 PM

go freind n follow a true delight n passionate genious twitter matt roper as ...wilfredo!!!i love you mattt!
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Matt Roper · 10:18 PM

Thanks everyone for this opportunity. Maybe we can Tawk again?
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:19 PM

★ Spotlighted from Justin Oung

“well, with the way culture has been... i mean, with how impersonal everything has gotten, i think we're all a little bit cunt-ish”

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Matt Roper · 10:19 PM

My alter-ego can be found at facebook.com/clubwilfredo and also at youtube.com/clubwilfredo and there's a Tumblr page somewhere... but don't be scared.
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Matt Roper · 10:19 PM

My own writings can be found at mrmattroper.tumblr.com
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RICK SHAPIRO · 10:21 PM

we will definitelyyy again!!! oh checkout my youtube characters n sets n rickshapiro.tv is my web n tshirts an bags cool shit fucki gottt gitttt nmy parkinsoons cooolasss shirt!
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Matt Roper · 10:21 PM

YEAH
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Matt Roper · 10:21 PM

And we both tweet. @rickshapirotv / @mrmattroper
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Matt Roper · 10:22 PM

I'm going to walk through Bushwick now and get mauled by a pitbull.
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Matt Roper · 10:22 PM

I LOVE WALKING THE CITY