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Alex Vause
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Have to start somewhere
Nov 2, 201512 visitors
Piper Chapman
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Nov 2, 2015
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Alex Vause · 11:39 AM
What? You expect for me to wait for you to come around?
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Piper Chapman · 11:40 AM
Come around? As in "get back together" come around?
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Piper Chapman · 11:40 AM
Maybe just MAYBE one day we can be friends.
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Alex Vause · 11:41 AM
I'm not suggesting that I want you back, you Park Slope narcissist.
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Alex Vause · 11:42 AM
I mean, for you to come around like an actual human being.
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Alex Vause · 11:42 AM
And not with some hollow, bullshit apology.
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Alex Vause · 11:45 AM
Or with that cute, sad face that might work on your effing boyfriend.
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Alex Vause · 11:46 AM
I've been waiting for you to come around and realize what a horse's ass you've been!
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Piper Chapman · 11:46 AM
ME?! I've been the horse's ass?!
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Alex Vause · 11:47 AM
Uh, yeah.