Bonnie Mcfarlane

Host

My wife hates me

Jun 13, 2013·200 visitors

Rich Vos

Cohost

Stage· 122 messages

Jun 13, 2013

Rich Vos · 1:59 AM

★ Spotlighted from Trey Williamson

“Bonnie is one of those funny AND hot comedians... You are a lucky (and funny) man Mr. Vos!”

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:00 AM

am I doing this right?

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:00 AM

I think I am.

Rich Vos · 2:00 AM

We're here after weeks of anticipation.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:01 AM

Hello! Welcome everyone. I'm Bonnie McFarlane and this is my Husband Rich Vos. We're married. For now.

Rich Vos · 2:01 AM

Bonnie is typing 7 times as fast as me.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:01 AM

Wanna have a typing contest?

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:01 AM

Okay, lets get started.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:01 AM

What do you like about me?

Rich Vos · 2:01 AM

That you like me.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:01 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

“HE'S NOT THAT LUCKY - SHE HATES HIM!”

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:01 AM

★ Spotlighted from Blake Ian

“Hot, funny and hates me... that's EXACTLY my type!”

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:02 AM

Blake I had a dream about you last night that you wrote the movie I watched before bed.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:02 AM

Oh Rich. Thanks for that extensive list of attributes

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:03 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rachael Workman

“Blake has told me about several dreams he's had about you, Bonnie.”

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:03 AM

Rich is not good at this. He's good at some things but typing and spelling are not his bag.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:04 AM

Lets not even get into the reading part.

Rich Vos · 2:04 AM

Rachael I also have been dreaming about Blake.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:04 AM

So far, I've had to explain everything about seventeen times.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:04 AM

He just asked me who Blake is.

Rich Vos · 2:06 AM

Bonnie just got a book deal, does that make you feel complete as a comic?

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:06 AM

No. Not as a comic.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:06 AM

But I like having a book deal

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:06 AM

cause i'm so good at typing!!!

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:07 AM

(I'm yelling out the spelling of a lot of rich's words.)

Rich Vos · 2:07 AM

To me, I kinda consider making a CD equivalent to writing a book. Because I can't spell.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:08 AM

Uh, oh. He just asked me how to spell douche.

Rich Vos · 2:08 AM

You're a douche.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:09 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

“what are you going to write about?”

Rich Vos · 2:09 AM

I think we're getting fired tonight from Tawkers

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:09 AM

Jordan, I'm writing a funny memoir.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:10 AM

but the word memoir makes me gag a little.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:10 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

“Rich, Bonnie hates you? Don't whine. mine hates me, too, and she's a Scot. I can't turn my back on her when she has a haggis in hand.”

Rich Vos · 2:10 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rachael Workman

“Rich, Paul Provenza said you were "insanely funny" last night. your reputation precedes you on this here platform.”

Rich Vos · 2:11 AM

That makes me feel good. But who is Paul Provenza?

Rich Vos · 2:12 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

“Apparently, his reputation did not proceed him.”

Rich Vos · 2:13 AM

Yea he's a great guy, and quite talented.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:13 AM

why hasn't he ever had you on his show?

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:14 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

“Rich is the first "typing tease" I've ever met”

Rich Vos · 2:14 AM

Don't think your smarter than me your not.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:14 AM

I am smarter. You're being the dumbest person in the world right now. he keeps asking me where is it going? Where'd it go?

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:15 AM

I can't explain it again.

Rich Vos · 2:15 AM

Rachael your so much nicer than you know who.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:15 AM

And not to be a fucking prick about it but it's You're not your

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:16 AM

★ Spotlighted from Lucy Dyer

“ok you guys can start now,cos i'm here! hehe”

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:16 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rachael Workman

“We're all nice until you marry us.”

Rich Vos · 2:16 AM

I am talking about Bonnie Jordan.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:17 AM

He keeps saying, now what do I do? HELP!

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:17 AM

Can I get another host?

Rich Vos · 2:17 AM

This is tough because my back hurts.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:18 AM

He just told me he'd like to break my fucking fingers. Do I need to report him to someone?

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:18 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tawkers Admin

“The development team has been constantly checking to see if the app has crashed, only to realize, Rich is just typing.”

Rich Vos · 2:18 AM

Can someone ask me a real question.

Rich Vos · 2:19 AM

They didn't have typing when I was in school.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:19 AM

It's not just the lack of typing skills it's the whole combination of his "lacks"

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:19 AM

★ Spotlighted from Blake Ian

“Between the two of you... Who has sex with Colin Quinn more often?”

Rich Vos · 2:19 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rachael Workman

“are you kids funny yet?”

Rich Vos · 2:20 AM

My youngest and middle daughters are very funny.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:21 AM

Rich told me to stop typing so I did. Now he told me to start typing. Is this abusive?

Rich Vos · 2:21 AM

I left the room and she types behind my back.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:21 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

“So what's it like when you guys fight? Hilarious?”

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:21 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

“Only to divorce attorneys.”

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:22 AM

We're still adding to find out about the Colin Quinn question.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:22 AM

He's just asked how to spell marriage.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:23 AM

lets see what he's got on that subject.

Rich Vos · 2:23 AM

My last tweet was saying how great gay marriage is because you can fist fight your spouse.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:23 AM

★ Spotlighted from Trey Williamson

“Bonnie - You're the writer, and you're hilarious, can't you fill in the 5 minutes between Rich's comments a bit more??”

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:23 AM

I'm trying but he keeps threatening me!

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:23 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

“If Stephen Hawking can do it, so can Rich!”

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:24 AM

3,2,1...

Rich Vos · 2:24 AM

I admit Im not great at this, but I can do 2 hours on stage. And 32 miin is funny.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:25 AM

AHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Rich Vos · 2:25 AM

Ok now you want to attack.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:25 AM

I was laughing.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:25 AM

we should say something real.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:25 AM

about us.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:25 AM

like how we started the podcast

Rich Vos · 2:25 AM

Who's gonna win the open?

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:26 AM

or what the lyrics to the song are or something

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:26 AM

does anyone know the lyrics to our song?

Rich Vos · 2:26 AM

Nothing on the gay marriage bit.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:26 AM

Rich really had to convince me to do the podcast. I really didn't want to do it.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:26 AM

But then he said he'd get life insurance...

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:27 AM

Rich wants to put the computers side by side and have me do his and mine

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:27 AM

like playing chess with myself

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:28 AM

I haven't heard it in a long time even though I wrote that song.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:28 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

“could you speak for Rich better than Rich?”

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:28 AM

I sometimes text for him but I have to get into character.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:28 AM

★ Spotlighted from Trey Williamson

“Have either of you guys ever called anyone out for stealing material from you or a friend?”

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:29 AM

Yes I wrote an email to someone who got very angry and told me she didn't write it. A writer wrote it for her. I didn't even know comedians had writers. but the "writer" obviously stole it from me.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:30 AM

Rich, you wanna do it tonight?

Rich Vos · 2:30 AM

If some one takes something I don't accuse them I just let them know I've been doing a bit like that for awhile. Plus know one can take your persona

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:31 AM

lots of comics try to steal what rich does.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:31 AM

But no one can be him. he's definitely one of a kind.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:32 AM

Many try but none succeed.

Rich Vos · 2:32 AM

What exactly did Paul say about me again?

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:32 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

“We should cut out their tongues, Game Of Thrones / Iran style”

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:32 AM

Honestly, sometimes it's hard to know what you've seen and what you've imagined so uh.. Jordan, yes. I think cutting out the tongue would help that.

Rich Vos · 2:33 AM

When is the next season of Homeland come out?

Rich Vos · 2:33 AM

Does

Rich Vos · 2:33 AM

★ Spotlighted from Blake Ian

“Who were your biggest influences in standup??”

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:34 AM

I told Rich he made an error in his grammar and he was like, WHATEVER. Words are his business!

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:34 AM

haha

Rich Vos · 2:34 AM

Rickles, Newhart, Pryor, Hicks, Alan King,

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:35 AM

anyone not dead?

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:35 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rachael Workman

“bonnie why aren't there more successful female comedians? why aren't bitches leaning in like that chick from facebook is telling us to?”

Rich Vos · 2:35 AM

Colin also and Stanhope

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:35 AM

Rachael, I read the book. I lean in everyday now, usually after my nap.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:36 AM

I think women are ruling comedy right now.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:36 AM

I don't see the dirth.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:36 AM

dirth?

Rich Vos · 2:36 AM

You're right Groucho was great, quickest ad-libber

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:36 AM

they are all over tv. films.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:37 AM

the clubs don't need to have female comics. it's not necessary.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:37 AM

blake, don't. seriously. it's gross

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:37 AM

WTF

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:38 AM

Rich? where are you Rich?

Rich Vos · 2:40 AM

Im back gotta run though, this was great. Can't wait to never do this again.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:40 AM

Okay, thanks everybody. that was fun.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:42 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

“Premature evacuation”

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:43 AM

Bye bye everyone even though no one is saying bye to us.

Bonnie Mcfarlane · 2:44 AM

until next time then!

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Trey WilliamsonJun 13, 2013, 1:55 AM★ Spotlighted

Bonnie is one of those funny AND hot comedians... You are a lucky (and funny) man Mr. Vos!

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:00 AM★ Spotlighted

HE'S NOT THAT LUCKY - SHE HATES HIM!

Blake IanJun 13, 2013, 2:01 AM★ Spotlighted

Hot, funny and hates me... that's EXACTLY my type!

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:01 AM

Anyone want to start a divorce pool?

Rachael WorkmanJun 13, 2013, 2:02 AM★ Spotlighted

Blake has told me about several dreams he's had about you, Bonnie.

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:02 AM

So your favorite thing about each other is that you like each other?

Adam DenskyJun 13, 2013, 2:03 AM

Blake you're writing porn?

Blake IanJun 13, 2013, 2:03 AM

Rich has told me several dreams he has had about you Rach

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:03 AM

How come nobody's dreaming about me?

Rachael WorkmanJun 13, 2013, 2:04 AM

Blake is always stealing my shine.

Blake IanJun 13, 2013, 2:04 AM

I just had my first true Tawk induced LOL

Adam DenskyJun 13, 2013, 2:04 AM

Not 27?

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:06 AM

so what is it like at a family dinner? do you riff on each other?

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:06 AM

congratulations!

Trey WilliamsonJun 13, 2013, 2:06 AM

Was the app just broken, or was that REALLY Rich typing??

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:06 AM

They still make books? That's so cute.

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:07 AM

Right now that metric of "Bonnie types 7 times faster than me" is looking pretty accurate

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:08 AM★ Spotlighted

what are you going to write about?

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:08 AM★ Spotlighted

Rich, Bonnie hates you? Don't whine. mine hates me, too, and she's a Scot. I can't turn my back on her when she has a haggis in hand.

Bruce HauptmanJun 13, 2013, 2:09 AM

well he heard you!

Rachael WorkmanJun 13, 2013, 2:10 AM★ Spotlighted

Rich, Paul Provenza said you were "insanely funny" last night. your reputation precedes you on this here platform.

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:11 AM

are there other comedian couples you guys can go on douyble dates with?

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:12 AM★ Spotlighted

Apparently, his reputation did not proceed him.

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:13 AM★ Spotlighted

Rich is the first "typing tease" I've ever met

Lucy DyerJun 13, 2013, 2:14 AM

um.....hello :-)

Rachael WorkmanJun 13, 2013, 2:14 AM

wattup lucyyy

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:14 AM

hi lucy!

Lucy DyerJun 13, 2013, 2:14 AM★ Spotlighted

ok you guys can start now,cos i'm here! hehe

Lucy DyerJun 13, 2013, 2:15 AM

jey JB x

Lucy DyerJun 13, 2013, 2:15 AM

wwwhhhhaaatttuuupppp!!!

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:15 AM

start what?

Rachael WorkmanJun 13, 2013, 2:15 AM★ Spotlighted

We're all nice until you marry us.

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:16 AM

Blake and Bonnie? Rich and Rachael? It's practically alphabetically ordained!

Blake IanJun 13, 2013, 2:16 AM

Who is Bonnie Jordan?

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:16 AM

Michael Jordan's sister

Lucy DyerJun 13, 2013, 2:17 AM

i have to agree with Rachael. lifes a bi....well you know,and then you marry us :-)

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:17 AM

Now you tell me.

Lucy DyerJun 13, 2013, 2:17 AM

dam i was hoping for Jordan Knight from News Kids on the Block!

Tawkers AdminJun 13, 2013, 2:17 AM★ Spotlighted

The development team has been constantly checking to see if the app has crashed, only to realize, Rich is just typing.

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:18 AM

Tell him to take the pipe.

Rachael WorkmanJun 13, 2013, 2:18 AM★ Spotlighted

are you kids funny yet?

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:18 AM

fortunately I have a direct line to 9-1-1 for just such an event

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:18 AM

what doi you bench?

Blake IanJun 13, 2013, 2:19 AM★ Spotlighted

Between the two of you... Who has sex with Colin Quinn more often?

Lucy DyerJun 13, 2013, 2:19 AM

jordan,i think they need more than 911....

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:19 AM

oh no she didn't

Lucy DyerJun 13, 2013, 2:20 AM

*sits back and enjoys the show*.....this best be good

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:20 AM

To the moon, Alice.

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:21 AM★ Spotlighted

So what's it like when you guys fight? Hilarious?

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:21 AM★ Spotlighted

Only to divorce attorneys.

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:22 AM

NEVER TURN YOUR BACK

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:22 AM★ Spotlighted

If Stephen Hawking can do it, so can Rich!

Trey WilliamsonJun 13, 2013, 2:23 AM★ Spotlighted

Bonnie - You're the writer, and you're hilarious, can't you fill in the 5 minutes between Rich's comments a bit more??

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:23 AM

You mean you two don't fist fight? Weird.

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:24 AM

Oh, the profanity!

Lucy DyerJun 13, 2013, 2:24 AM

i miss anything good?

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:25 AM

I understand. I drove through San Francisco.

Adam DenskyJun 13, 2013, 2:26 AM

Real would be interesting?

Rachael WorkmanJun 13, 2013, 2:27 AM

something about Rich being sober and Bonnie not being THAT drunk.

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:27 AM★ Spotlighted

could you speak for Rich better than Rich?

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:27 AM

Playing with yourself this early in the marriage?

Trey WilliamsonJun 13, 2013, 2:28 AM★ Spotlighted

Have either of you guys ever called anyone out for stealing material from you or a friend?

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:29 AM

Do you use method acting to get into your husband's character?

Trey WilliamsonJun 13, 2013, 2:30 AM

No names??

Rachael WorkmanJun 13, 2013, 2:30 AM

If you could punch one person in the throat besides each other who would it be?

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:30 AM

Yes. Ima Pseudonym.

Trey WilliamsonJun 13, 2013, 2:30 AM

Yes Rich, someone has to have stole jokes from you over the years... Who did it?!

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:32 AM★ Spotlighted

We should cut out their tongues, Game Of Thrones / Iran style

Blake IanJun 13, 2013, 2:32 AM★ Spotlighted

Who were your biggest influences in standup??

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:33 AM

not soon enough (on the Homeland question)

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:34 AM

Where are the vicious spousal attacks? I need blood.

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:34 AM

No Groucho?

Rachael WorkmanJun 13, 2013, 2:34 AM★ Spotlighted

bonnie why aren't there more successful female comedians? why aren't bitches leaning in like that chick from facebook is telling us to?

Blake IanJun 13, 2013, 2:34 AM

Look at the top comment on this hahaha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inHKU_eszvg

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:37 AM

Dearth (Vader)

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:38 AM

Tawkers needs video

Blake IanJun 13, 2013, 2:39 AM

What did I do? what's gross?? Is my Webcam on?!

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:39 AM

There is no God. There might be.

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:40 AM

Blake, put down the Valvoline.

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:41 AM★ Spotlighted

Premature evacuation

Jordan BirnbaumJun 13, 2013, 2:43 AM

bye we loved it!

Rick RosnerJun 13, 2013, 2:43 AM

Bye and thanks!

Tawkers AdminJun 13, 2013, 2:44 AM

Well that was.... something? Seriously though, thanks Bonnie and Rich for Tawking! Hope to see you back soon... Bonnie.

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