Odd Mom Boob-tastrophe

Jun 21, 2016·1,138 visitors

Vanessa Wrigley

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Jun 21, 2016

Jill Weber · 1:02 PM

Are you awake?

Vanessa Wrigley · 1:02 PM

Yeah it's 9 o'clock.

Jill Weber · 1:02 PM

REALLY?! I just yelled at Andy b/c I thought all our clocks were broken.

Vanessa Wrigley · 1:02 PM

seems harsh.

Jill Weber · 1:02 PM

It’ll toughen him up. Seriously though it feels like midnight.

Vanessa Wrigley · 1:03 PM

I’m impressed you can feel anything after yesterday’s boob-tastrophe.

Jill Weber · 1:03 PM

OMFG someone should call the Guinness people because that mammogram was the world’s biggest titty twister. 😱

Vanessa Wrigley · 1:03 PM

At least you have another year before you have to do it again. 😊

Jill Weber · 1:04 PM

I HAVE TO DO THAT ONCE A YEAR?

Vanessa Wrigley · 1:04 PM

Yep. It’s like tax day for your cans.

Jill Weber · 1:05 PM

Nooo!! 😭 😱 Just thinking about going back to that torture chamber makes me want to barf up my dinner. 🙊

Vanessa Wrigley · 1:05 PM

Hey speaking of bulimia have you run into Brooke yet?

Jill Weber · 1:05 PM

You mean the Queen of Shedonism?

Vanessa Wrigley · 1:05 PM

The who of what?

Jill Weber · 1:05 PM

Brooke discovered feminism and much like her handbags she knocked it off put her stamp on it and is acting like she invented the whole thing.

Vanessa Wrigley · 1:06 PM

Wait what’s it called?? I want to make sure this isn’t some auto correct mishap.

Jill Weber · 1:06 PM

Ha! I wish. SHEDONISM.

Vanessa Wrigley · 1:06 PM

Shedonism?!

Jill Weber · 1:06 PM

Yep. It’s basically feminism bank rolled by your cheating husband. Take that (middle finger emoji) Gloria Steinem!

Vanessa Wrigley · 1:06 PM

You have the weirdest family.