Jill Weber

Host

Odd Mom Out Love Language

Jul 19, 2016·1,404 visitors

Andy Weber

Cohost

Stage· 39 messages

Jul 19, 2016

Andy Weber · 1:06 AM

Hey

Jill Weber · 1:07 AM

Hey. I’m in line in front of a mouth breather and now the back of my neck smells like his breakfast which I’m assuming was some animal’s ass because his breath REEKS!!! 😱😷☠️

Jill Weber · 1:07 AM

What's up with you?

Andy Weber · 1:07 AM

Thinking about how beautiful you are.

Jill Weber · 1:07 AM

Awww 💕 Love you too babe.

Jill Weber · 1:07 AM

Wait! Is everything okay?? Did you burn down the building or misplace a child?!?

Andy Weber · 1:08 AM

Everyone’s fine. House is fine. Just thought I’d take a minute in the middle of the day to text my hot wife.

Jill Weber · 1:08 AM

😻😘

Andy Weber · 1:08 AM

👫

Jill Weber · 1:08 AM

When did you start using emojis??

Andy Weber · 1:10 AM

Just now. I know you like them so why not make them part of our love language? Sending you a hug 🤗

Jill Weber · 1:10 AM

“LOVE LANGUAGE” ?!?!

Andy Weber · 1:10 AM

💋❤️

Jill Weber · 1:12 AM

Oh God you’re trying to “connect” with me again aren’t you?! Stop! Eww! 😝 Dr. Baldwin was a quack!! We’re fine!!

Andy Weber · 1:13 AM

YOU’RE fine. Rawwrrrr! 🙀😉

Jill Weber · 1:14 AM

Skin. Is. Crawling.

Andy Weber · 1:26 AM

Maybe I could put some salve on it tonight??? 😈

Jill Weber · 1:27 AM

Ew! What does that even mean???

Andy Weber · 1:27 AM

I don’t know. I’m sexting for the first time and I got lost. Too much?

Jill Weber · 1:28 AM

I love you too ⚰ but I don’t think sexting is part of our (barf) love language.

Andy Weber · 1:28 AM

I’ll get better at it. I’m not going to give up! 🏃🏻

Jill Weber · 1:28 AM

What is that?

Andy Weber · 1:28 AM

A guy running somewhere to get better at something. And that guy is me!

Jill Weber · 1:29 AM

I love you just the way you are. We don’t need to sext like horny teens with an unlimited data plan to be “connected"

Andy Weber · 1:29 AM

Guess you're right.

Jill Weber · 1:29 AM

and I'll connect with you anytime you want

Andy Weber · 1:30 AM

Whoa did you just sext me???

Jill Weber · 1:30 AM

I think I did

Andy Weber · 1:30 AM

That was kinda hot

Jill Weber · 1:34 AM

I know right?

Andy Weber · 1:34 AM

How soon can you get home?

Jill Weber · 1:34 AM

I’m already on my way just gimme a minute when I get there k?

Andy Weber · 1:34 AM

Sure! Why?

Jill Weber · 1:34 AM

I gotta wash my neck

Andy Weber · 1:35 AM

👍

Jill Weber · 1:35 AM

😏😘

Andy Weber · 1:36 AM

👉👌

Jill Weber · 1:36 AM

Too much!

Andy Weber · 1:36 AM

Sorry!!