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Jill Weber
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Odd Mom Out Pre-Premiere
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Vanessa Wrigley
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Jun 7, 2016
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Jill Weber · 9:58 PM
Synchronize watches, Vaness!
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Vanessa Wrigley · 9:59 PM
...Okay, but first I have to build a time machine to go back to a time when I actually wore a watch.
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Jill Weber · 9:59 PM
As long as you Marty McFly your ass back to 2016 in time to meet me for brunch after I drop off ALL the kids’ at school on Monday I don’t care what you do! (That’s not true, I love you and always want you to be safe :)
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Vanessa Wrigley · 9:59 PM
School starts next week?!
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Jill Weber · 9:59 PM
YAAASSSS!!!!!
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Vanessa Wrigley · 10:00 PM
You get your life back?!?
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Jill Weber · 10:02 PM
😀👍🏿🎉🎊☀️🔫🌈🌈
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Vanessa Wrigley · 10:02 PM
Yay, double rainbow!! But why are we synchronizing watches...???
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Jill Weber · 10:03 PM
Because right now it’s 8AM. School starts in EXACTLY 1 week. By 8:12am I want you and me nips deep in a waffle bar with bottomless Mimosas
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Vanessa Wrigley · 10:03 PM
That sounds soooo nice. Reminds me of my grandma’s wake. Can’t wait!
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Jill Weber · 10:03 PM
SAMES! What are you doing right now?
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Vanessa Wrigley · 10:03 PM
CPR
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Jill Weber · 10:04 PM
FOR REALS?!?!?
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Vanessa Wrigley · 10:04 PM
No, I’m kidding. That guy died. I’m watching two meth heads make out in the waiting room of the ER.
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Jill Weber · 10:04 PM
Every pot has a lid! I can’t wait until I have fun work stories like that.
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Vanessa Wrigley · 10:04 PM
Yeah, I’m really living the dream.
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Jill Weber · 10:04 PM
I’m serious. I’m not becoming one of the Mom-Bots. Kids go to school, Jill Weber goes back to work!
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Vanessa Wrigley · 10:05 PM
You’re not gonna start talking about yourself in the 3rd person are you?
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Jill Weber · 10:05 PM
Jill Weber hasn’t decided.
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Vanessa Wrigley · 10:05 PM
Cuz it sounds like something Brooke would do.
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Jill Weber · 10:05 PM
who?
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Vanessa Wrigley · 10:05 PM
Your sister-in-law Brooke.
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Jill Weber · 10:05 PM
who?
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Vanessa Wrigley · 10:06 PM
The woman who humiliated you at a charity event-- oh, I see what you’re doing...
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Jill Weber · 10:06 PM
Jill Weber doesn’t take crap from anyone! Oh nutsacks, I gotta go. My kids are yelling at me to get out of the bathroom.
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Vanessa Wrigley · 10:06 PM
Stay strong. One more week!
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Jill Weber · 10:07 PM
💪🍾💩❤️