Jordan Birnbaum

The Solution Series-Ep. 1-How To Fix Everything

Apr 26, 2013

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Apr 26, 2013
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:00 AM

Professor?
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Michael Shapiro · 1:00 AM

Sir!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:00 AM

welcome, and welcome to everyone. Thanks for coming.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:00 AM

Pleasure to be here.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:01 AM

Before we get started, I just want to remind you to listen to each other in the audience to see what everyone else is saying.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:01 AM

And don’t forget to vote up comments so that we (the Hosts) can see them and incorporate them into the Tawk.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:01 AM

All right – we are here tonight to prove the thesis that when human nature is removed from the equation, there is a simple solution to virtually every problem in the world.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:01 AM

But to make it even more fun, we decided to turn it into a competition in the hopes of achieving victory at the expense of the other’s self-esteem.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:02 AM

So here are the rules – we each are going to present each other, one at a time, a major crisis facing a country, a region, or the world.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:02 AM

Which is fragile enough as iis.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:02 AM

indeed. We don’t know what we’re going to be asked. On the spot, the recipient must begin to craft a response.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:02 AM

Now fortunately for us, like The Price Is Right, the audience is allowed to shout advice to the contestants.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:03 AM

Unfortunately for us, after a reasonable opportunity, the questioner gets to point out all the clever ideas that were missed and rub it in Michael’s, I mean the other’s, face.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:03 AM

I could use an exfoliation.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:03 AM

And finally, you the audience will decide who won, point-by-point. It’s obviously all very scientific. Ready, Freddy? (That means you Michael.)
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Michael Shapiro · 1:03 AM

Aye cap'n. Fire away.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:04 AM

Now do you want to take a crisis or offer a crisis first?
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Michael Shapiro · 1:04 AM

You pitch; I'll catch. No homophobic jokes, plz.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:05 AM

OK -first ever question - buckle in
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:05 AM

The public airways are being used to disseminate misinformation. Michael, solve that problem.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:06 AM

This presumes that the public airways are not also being used to disseminate accurate information.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:07 AM

Which of course, they are.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:07 AM

even if it does both - you have to find a way to stop the intentional spread of information
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:07 AM

misinformation
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Michael Shapiro · 1:07 AM

I believe the solution to that problem is with the johns and not the hookers.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:07 AM

lol
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Michael Shapiro · 1:08 AM

We must teach ourselves to think more critically about information; that skill is unfortunately rare among American adults much less young people
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Michael Shapiro · 1:08 AM

There is no way to stop a lie from being told; only from being believed.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:08 AM

I mean, that's a pretty lame attempt, bro.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:09 AM

★ Spotlighted from Lucy Dyer

oh shut up Jordan,that was dam good answer

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Michael Shapiro · 1:09 AM

The onus is on us as consumers of information. Play out the scenario if we were to try and stop "misinformation" at the source. What effect would that have on free speech?
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Michael Shapiro · 1:09 AM

Who would decide what narrative is the "true" one and which the "lie?"
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Michael Shapiro · 1:09 AM

Thanks Dickies!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:10 AM

The solution, my friend, lies in removing the conflict of interests
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Michael Shapiro · 1:10 AM

You mean for-profit journalism?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:10 AM

exactly
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Michael Shapiro · 1:10 AM

But even NPR was cheerleading the Iraq War if you remember.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:11 AM

The BBC, too.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:11 AM

I doubt even NPR hasn't been corrupted at some level
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Michael Shapiro · 1:11 AM

Oh, it has. And therein lies the fallacy inherent in your solution. There is ALWAYS an interest. And eventually it will conflict with some other interest.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:12 AM

Look, we need to teach people to think more clearly.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:12 AM

Let me give an example.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:13 AM

When Colin Powell spoke to the UN in the runup to the Iraq War (2003, I think). He waved a bottle of white powder. Played a tape of unidentified Arabs talking and showed grainy satellite photos.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:13 AM

No -the public broadcasters pay for independently run operations, and have to provide a minimum amount of hourly programming in exchange for their licenses
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Michael Shapiro · 1:13 AM

Shaky grounds for an invasion, no?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:13 AM

★ Spotlighted from B.Mark Seabrooks

Maybe the problem with biased views/propaganda in the media isn't the lies, it is that the masses are profoundly gullible, and under-educated.

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Michael Shapiro · 1:14 AM

I thought: "Nobody's going to buy this crap. But every newscaster in the aftermath of that speech lauded Powell's "fireproof" case for war.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:14 AM

All right -I am not liking my chances on winning this first question
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:14 AM

even tho my idea is really good
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Michael Shapiro · 1:14 AM

Anyone trained in critical thinking would have seen through Powell's argument, and read the subsequent imprimatur of corporate media as a sham.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:15 AM

But more than half of the country bought that lie.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:15 AM

so is your solution to make the citizens of the country smarter? That's practical. (That's sarcasm.)
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Michael Shapiro · 1:15 AM

Now, Jordan, you do have a point in that the consolidation of corporate media and the marginalization of small, independent voices has had a chilling effect.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:16 AM

★ Spotlighted from David Kaufman

Oh, sure - let's let the government run the media. That's never been a problem.

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Michael Shapiro · 1:16 AM

So I'd say the FCC should reverse its decade-long policies that have encouraged this consolidation and encourage greater diversity in media.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:16 AM

David -do u like my idea?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:17 AM

i need some validation here, people
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Michael Shapiro · 1:17 AM

Yes. Make the country smarter while breaking up the Big Five media companies that control 80% of some media markets.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:18 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

Even the best journalists can be misled - and most journalists are lazy.

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:18 AM

what about lazy journalists?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:18 AM

all right - forget the lazy journalists
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Michael Shapiro · 1:19 AM

It's not that most journalists are lazy; it's that they're paid by corporations.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:19 AM

I concede the first point to you. Hit me baby!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:19 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Sudy

Seriously though, Jordan...it always seems to come back to the need for a well educated populace

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Michael Shapiro · 1:19 AM

OK ... here she comes.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:19 AM

The use of antidepressants and mood stabilizers, combined with the increasing pathologizing of mental states, has led to an unacknowledged epidemic of violence and suicide.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:19 AM

Pharmaceutical companies are driving this social mis-engineering. Do we need the meds, and how do we get ourselves off them?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:20 AM

First thing we do is acknowledge the human condition requires ongoing therapy
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Michael Shapiro · 1:20 AM

At least yours does.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:20 AM

and provide the framework for emotional growth over emotional coping
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:21 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rachael Workman

what do you mean by pathologizing of mental states?

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:21 AM

★ Spotlighted from Blake Ian

JB - 0 / Shapiro - 1

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Michael Shapiro · 1:21 AM

Let me clarify Rachael, and thanks for asking that...
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:21 AM

yeah - what the hell are you talking about?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:22 AM

I still get to come back to pharma after this
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Michael Shapiro · 1:22 AM

Meaning that the DSM is classifying disorders that might not be disorders (ADHD, for example, for which we're overmedicating children) or GAD, Generalized Anxiety Disorder, which could just be a natural response to living in a very fucked up world.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:23 AM

So THERAPY is the solution to get people off meds who don't need to be on them.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:24 AM

Oh, I see. Educating the populace was a shitty idea when I had it, but when you have it, it's a freaking panacea!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:24 AM

I mean, I can live with that.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:24 AM

★ Spotlighted from Blake Ian

It's important not to get all Tom Cruise on meds either, extremes are bad. Let's not make those who are getting help from medications feel as if they are making a mistake.

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:24 AM

TOTALLY AGREE BLAKE
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Michael Shapiro · 1:25 AM

Therapy, yes. And massage, and meditation and yoga and acupuncture--all should be widely available, and not just to the rich.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:25 AM

agreed
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:25 AM

as for pharma, here's where I get a little radical
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Michael Shapiro · 1:25 AM

★ Spotlighted from Blake Ian

Speaking of extremes... EVERYONE needs Therapy!

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Michael Shapiro · 1:25 AM

Only a little?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:26 AM

the government provides grants to research cures for disease. Those grants of course come from tax dollars.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:26 AM

So the populace is paying to find a cure, and when it does, Pharma then extracts maximum profit from the people who funded the research
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:27 AM

I think Big Pharma is a lot like medical insurance - kind of a scam
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Michael Shapiro · 1:28 AM

Not just a scam, but a driver of disease.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:28 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rachael Workman

are there any countries that we can use as a basis for comparison -- places which are making those alternatives widely available and the populace seems, well, happy...?

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Michael Shapiro · 1:29 AM

Yes, Rachael. Ironically, some of the poorest countries, like India and the Philippines consistently rank high on happiness indices.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:29 AM

★ Spotlighted from Blake Ian

@Rachael - Transcendental Meditation is being taught for free to schools in South America by the David Lynch Foundation, and they are ERADICATING ADD and Ritalin in those schools

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:29 AM

I think Scandanavian countries are pretty progressive on this front. Which is ironic considering they are descendants of Viking assholes.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:31 AM

All right, so for my solution of therapy and dismantling the pharmaceutical industry and handing it over to academia, I think I take that point.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:31 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

As an aside: there were no Jewish Vikings.

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Michael Shapiro · 1:32 AM

I think we kind of agree on this one--remove the profit motive from treatment, and turn over R&D to nonprofit interests, including the government.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:32 AM

And eat a lot of hallucinogens.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:32 AM

Rick - LLOL. (The extra "L" is for legitimate.)
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:32 AM

★ Spotlighted from David Kaufman

You're both twits on that one.

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Michael Shapiro · 1:32 AM

Rick, perhaps you don't recall Olaf Rosenblatt?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:32 AM

★ Spotlighted from David Kaufman

There was one: Olaf Rosenfeld.

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Michael Shapiro · 1:33 AM

Great minds, David.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:33 AM

you guys were only off by a "Blatt!"
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Michael Shapiro · 1:33 AM

OK, Birnie. What ya got?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:34 AM

Student debt is creating a society in which higher education is of dubious value for a majority of the populace. Most jobs don't pay enough to cover student debt, turning graduates into wage slaves. Michael, solve that problem.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:35 AM

The core of that problem is that students are being trained for jobs that nobody needs.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:35 AM

like poetry?
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Michael Shapiro · 1:36 AM

I say: More apprenticeships, less academies. More permaculture communities, fewer English lit departments.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:36 AM

★ Spotlighted from David Kaufman

Privatize the debt - stop pretending an engineering degree is the same as a degree in women's pottery. Let the interest rates being charged reflect that.

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:37 AM

I didn't even know I could have chosen Women's pottery!
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Michael Shapiro · 1:37 AM

We need small farmers all over this country. We need those who can begin to decouple their local communities from the global plutocracy and begin to return the means of production to the people themselves. This isn't new, of course. It's Marx.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:38 AM

Just out of curiousity, are you wearing your red jumpsuit right now?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:38 AM

★ Spotlighted from David Kaufman

I took one women's studies course. It wasn't about what I thought it was going to be about.

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:38 AM

INCONCEIVABLE!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:39 AM

INCONCIEVABLE!
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Michael Shapiro · 1:39 AM

If I had to do it again, I wouldn't have gone to college. I would have taken up a trade; most of my friends, who are lawyers now, or stock analysts, or portfolio managers, would have done it differently, too.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:39 AM

YOU HAVE FRIENDS?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:39 AM

gotta get out of CAPS LOCK
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Michael Shapiro · 1:39 AM

Well-wishers, more like. Tho I'm not even sure of that.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:40 AM

BTW - my solution is just like yours, so I'll concede the point. Hit me, bro.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:40 AM

★ Spotlighted from Lucy Dyer

Jordan,Micheal - David has a dam good point. a degree is worthless in this day and age

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Michael Shapiro · 1:41 AM

Most Americans live in cities, which are unsustainable and inhumane.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:42 AM

How can we reorganize our habitation patterns to be gentler on the Earth and on ourselves?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:43 AM

I was always under the impression that the environmental impact of commuting was one of the larger contributors to the problem, So I think green cities are the solution
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:43 AM

we don
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:44 AM

we don't need to spread out, we need to change our consumption patterns
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:44 AM

And we definitely have to stop watering our lawns
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Michael Shapiro · 1:44 AM

How about dispensing with lawns altogether and just allowing whatever grows natively to be there?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:44 AM

I'm down with that
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:45 AM

seriously, tho, what Germany has accomplished with renewable energy should make us ashamed of ourselves
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Michael Shapiro · 1:45 AM

Define "Green City."
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:45 AM

Fortunately the Pacofoc Northwest is leading the way and will become the model for humanity iof we avoid extinction
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Michael Shapiro · 1:46 AM

But take cheap oil out of the equation, and every city, however green, collapses.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:46 AM

Not if we build a sustainable renewable infrastructure to accxount for it
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Michael Shapiro · 1:47 AM

So far, there is no renewable resource, or combination thereof, capable of replacing the fossil fuel necessary to sustain a place like New York or Seoul.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:47 AM

And btw -didn't Nikola Tesla discover unlimited clean energy? Is there some reason we can't do that?
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Michael Shapiro · 1:48 AM

Did he? I thought he just discovered much of what Edison discovered, but unlike Edison, Tesla would have given it away.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:48 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

I'm afraid utopian solutions will require a population adjustment.

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:48 AM

Somebody get me a Tesla expert stat!
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Michael Shapiro · 1:48 AM

Or just a Tesla. Those are awesome.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:49 AM

But we do now have buildings that are completely powered by renewable energy. We have to tear down the buildings and put up new ones.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:50 AM

★ Spotlighted from David Kaufman

Ah, destruction. So environmentally friendly.

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Michael Shapiro · 1:50 AM

That still doesn't account for the massive inputs required to grow food for a city and transport that food to it. Not just petroleum, but chemical inputs.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:50 AM

Admit it: Cities are fucked.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:50 AM

All right - I challenge you. What's the answer hotshot?
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Michael Shapiro · 1:52 AM

Incentivize movement out of cities by encouraging the development of eroded rural areas.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:52 AM

sounds like I'll need a shotgun
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:53 AM

★ Spotlighted from David Kaufman

Living in yechupitzville is for Vikings.

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Michael Shapiro · 1:53 AM

Create semiautonomous economic zones where localism provides for most of a settlements needs. Small farms, homesteading. The way the West was settled in the 18th c. (easier now that the Injuns are gone), but without the chaotic land grabs.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:54 AM

What, did you write a college paper on this or something?
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Michael Shapiro · 1:54 AM

That's why the Jewish Vikings preferred the pillaging to the raping, David.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:54 AM

lol
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Michael Shapiro · 1:54 AM

No. I was smoking to much pot while pursuing my worthless expensive degree to write papers.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:55 AM

choke * choke
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Michael Shapiro · 1:55 AM

And now look at me!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:55 AM

You look pretty good, actually. Considering your age.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:55 AM

I'll take it.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:56 AM

All right - I have enouigh character to admit I got my ass kicked tonight.
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Michael Shapiro · 1:56 AM

Your decrepitude is likewise not unappealing.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:56 AM

awww
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:56 AM

but though I lost the battle, I have not lost the war.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:56 AM

yet
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Michael Shapiro · 1:56 AM

I dunno, Jordz. Seems like we agree on a lot. Maybe we should deal with funnier problems next time. I sense we lost our audience to ennui.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:57 AM

I sense we lost our audience when we booked the Tawk with the 2 of us as hosts
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Michael Shapiro · 1:57 AM

Well, I'm already unpopular. What's your excuse?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:57 AM

same one
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Michael Shapiro · 1:58 AM

Well I had fun begging the patience of e-strangers. Thanks for inviting me on!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:58 AM

but Rick, Dickies, and David will be stepping into the ring with both of us in the near future I prophesize
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:58 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

You had me at hello.

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Michael Shapiro · 1:58 AM

Brrrrrring it! I've always wanted to spar with a guy named Bint.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:59 AM

She's a l;ady, actually!
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Michael Shapiro · 1:59 AM

Wouldn't be the first time I made that mistake. I just got back from the Philippines.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:59 AM

let's go out on that very high note
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Michael Shapiro · 2:00 AM

As we say in Hawaii, mahalo nui loa! (Thank you very much!) Aloha ...
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:00 AM

thanks to everyone for playing with us
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:01 AM

and if you are arriving after-the-fact, I suggest you hit the "Top" button in the upper left corner so all of this makes sense. And don't forget to host your own Tawks. I want to be in the audience!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:02 AM

And come back tomorrow for "From Seed To Bud -The Legalization Movement" with Todd McCormick. He's pretty awesome.