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Nov 19, 2015

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Nov 19, 2015
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Ellen DeGeneres · 4:04 PM

So, why don't you move to LA?
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Ellen DeGeneres · 4:04 PM

Do you like it?
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Amy Schumer · 4:04 PM

I mean.. I don't really fit in, like just straight up body type.
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Amy Schumer · 4:05 PM

In LA, my arms register as legs.
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Amy Schumer · 4:05 PM

People are like, "Why's that octopus on Sunset?"
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Amy Schumer · 4:05 PM

It's not for me out here, just not.
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Ellen DeGeneres · 4:06 PM

Well, what do you do when you're here?
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Amy Schumer · 4:06 PM

I cry.
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Amy Schumer · 4:07 PM

I sit in my room bawling uncontrollably.