Jordan Birnbaum

What's Up With That?!

Jan 22, 2014

LL
Stage· 273 messages
Jan 22, 2014

Liphan and I are going to take a look at all the issues of the day, and in each case, ask the probing question: what's up with that?! So if you're not here with us for the Tawk, well, then, what's up with that?!

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:00 AM

Mr. Lee, I presume?
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:00 AM

Hey Jordy!!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:00 AM

Hi pal! Happy 2014, btw!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:00 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rebecca Westbrook Toker

Hi, guys. Happy Tuesday!

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Liphan Lee · 3:01 AM

happy 2014 from MoCo., MD
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:01 AM

How's 2014 looking to you so far?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:01 AM

personally, globally, however you want to answer
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Liphan Lee · 3:01 AM

so far so good...have you been extremely busy from the get go?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:02 AM

I think I came out of the slow-moving holiday energy around the 3rd or so
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:02 AM

but I like 2014 so far
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:02 AM

i hit the ground running at 6a on 1.1.14
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:02 AM

doing what?
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Liphan Lee · 3:02 AM

this is gonna be a fast moving year
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:03 AM

well, having spent the last few minutes reviewing all the major news stories, I'm not so sure how easy it's going to be to maintain this positive attitude...
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Liphan Lee · 3:03 AM

let's just say there was an incident and the police were involved
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:03 AM

whoa
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:04 AM

OK -let's tawk about things that other people can relate to and you won't regret later!
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:04 AM

lets do it!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:04 AM

but I do want too hear of course...
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:04 AM

eventually
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:04 AM

OK -so I have a bunch of news stories prepared
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:04 AM

for us to ask the question
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:05 AM

What's Up With That?!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:05 AM

you ready?
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:05 AM

ready!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:05 AM

Today Warren Buffet announced that he would pay $1 BILLION to anyone who fils out a perfect NCAA bracket.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:05 AM

What's up with that?!
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:06 AM

i heard about that...i guess the old man is getting bored
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Liphan Lee · 3:06 AM

1 billion is a lot of dollars
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:06 AM

I mean -for starters, let's think about what he could do with that money...
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:06 AM

How many national problems could be eradicated by $1 billion, that he apparently doesn't give a shoot if he keeps
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:07 AM

shoot was supposed to say shit
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:07 AM

lol
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:07 AM

i was gonna say he could make 100 superbowl ads for geico
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:07 AM

lol
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:07 AM

just what we need
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:08 AM

I wonder if it ever occurs to anyone else that with the amount of money spent on auto insurance ads, we could all probably pay like 50% less...
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Liphan Lee · 3:08 AM

in fact we wouldn't need insurance at all
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:08 AM

I mean, how much money are these guys making to run that many ads
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:08 AM

lol
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:09 AM

Given all the issuance ads, do you think you could switch insurance enough times that they would start to pay you?
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Liphan Lee · 3:09 AM

just keep going back and forth between geico and progressive and esurance
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:09 AM

If you save $400 every time you switch, at some point it crosses the threshold, right?
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:09 AM

lol
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:09 AM

yup
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:10 AM

you could make a good living just switching car insurance companies
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:10 AM

OK -next topic
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:10 AM

should we go serious or light?
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:10 AM

lets keep it light
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:11 AM

Another drunk video of Toronto mayor Rob Ford has surfaced. He's in a fast food joint and is so wasted that he is speaking pure gibberish.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:11 AM

what's up with that?!
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Liphan Lee · 3:11 AM

i did not hear about that one
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:11 AM

drugs make you hungry
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:11 AM

so I've heard
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:12 AM

I've heard the same, but only several times removed...
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:12 AM

how is this dude still in office?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:12 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

<---Thinks Rob Ford is Chris Christie's long lost brother

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:12 AM

I mean, the body type is pretty similar...
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:12 AM

toronto has different standards than the US
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:13 AM

you have to do those types of things once in a while in order to STAY in office
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:13 AM

But, isn't the idea of a dysfunctional addict in charge of a major metropolitan area troubling in any environment?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:13 AM

except for maybe reality television?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:14 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

One shuts down bridges, the other does crack. I think the crack smoking is the less harmful of the two

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:14 AM

Flavor Flav
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:14 AM

i think seth correctly brought up chris christie
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:14 AM

and i don't think it troubles people anymore
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:14 AM

whats up with that?!?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:14 AM

you mean political corruption doesn't bug people like it ought to?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:15 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Nobody gave the memo to Rob Ford that he's not Charlie Sheen

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:15 AM

But at least someone told Charlie Sheen not to run for mayor
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Liphan Lee · 3:15 AM

ya...people have become immune to political corruption
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:15 AM

i know, it sucks
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Liphan Lee · 3:15 AM

i think we've all come to expect it to some degree
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:15 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

lol, Charlie was flirting with running for President until his comedy tour tanked

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Liphan Lee · 3:16 AM

i'd take my chances with charlie at this point
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:16 AM

what a douche. so I assume Christie is as big a story in LA as he is in NY?
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:16 AM

probably not as big in LA but he was the republican front runner correct?
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:17 AM

WAS
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:17 AM

I mean, I don't know what exactly qualifies a front-runner
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:17 AM

but he was sure in the mix
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:17 AM

I have a hard time imagining the south voting for him
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:18 AM

do you think people are getting burned out on the bride story? or do you think it's picking up steam? or holding steady?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:18 AM

bridge story -Christie's I mean
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:18 AM

The Bride story is Kill Bill
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:18 AM

lol
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Liphan Lee · 3:18 AM

i don't think we've heard enough about it
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:19 AM

Princess Bride of the Bridge
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:19 AM

as you wish...NOT
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:19 AM

my friend who lives in Jersey is all about getting Christie impeached
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:19 AM

me2
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:19 AM

if the allegations are true...we've got a huge problem in our political system
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:19 AM

checks and balances have turned into chutes and ladders
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:19 AM

not just impeached but arrested too
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:20 AM

lol
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:20 AM

her exact words "let the fat fck fry!"
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:20 AM

she's very articulate
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:20 AM

I have to remember to tweet that chutes and ladders line later...
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:20 AM

she's a classy lady
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:20 AM

if she's friends with you, who could doubt it?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:21 AM

So Liph did you hear about the former Virginia Governor, Bob McDonnell?
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:21 AM

no what happened?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:21 AM

he was indicted on corruption charges today, as was his wife.
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Liphan Lee · 3:21 AM

what kind of bribes did they take?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:22 AM

what's up with that?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:22 AM

I don't even know -I'm like to sick of these stories to even read them anymore...
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:22 AM

too sick
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:22 AM

why does all the corruption seem to be going on closer to the east coast?
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:23 AM

maybe because it's closer to D.C.?
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Liphan Lee · 3:23 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Fat chance that this story doesn't weigh Christie down

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:23 AM

Umm - anyone remember a little company called Enron, and some blackouts, and a little governor called The Terminator?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:23 AM

Yeah, I'm sure Vegas is totally clean
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:23 AM

lol...that wasn't a political scandal
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:24 AM

it was a political circus
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:24 AM

Recalling the governor and replacing him as part of an orchestrated strategy wasn't political?
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Liphan Lee · 3:24 AM

did you see the governators new commercial?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:24 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Arnie is going to be on a Budweiser commercial during the Super Bowl

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:24 AM

yeah playing ping pong
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:24 AM

balls of fury style
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:25 AM

what was that a commercial for anyway?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:25 AM

He's like Condi Rice to me. Why is everyone going to pretend they're not evil and cntinue to celebrate them?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:25 AM

and he's starting to look freaky frankensteinish...
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:25 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Love how he made Maria get on the air and defend him as a faithful husband...meanwhile he knocked up the housekeeper before he even ran

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:26 AM

I know -this is a bad man, personally and politically. So let's give him a huge endorsement deal!
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:26 AM

i did like him in T2
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Liphan Lee · 3:26 AM

haha
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:26 AM

Condi Rice ignored the warnings on 9/11 and lied to us about Iraq. Let's make her a member at Augusta and let her choose the college football final 8
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:27 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Well said Jordan...before he needed makeup and wigs to look like a freak. Now he needs to just show up

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:27 AM

This is my new power couple -Arnie and Condi.
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Liphan Lee · 3:27 AM

their kid would look like chris rock
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:28 AM

poor chris rock
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:28 AM

OK - so Bill Gates predicted today that there will be no poor countries in the world by 2035.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:28 AM

what's up with that?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:28 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

When he left office California was $26 billion in debt, but Jerry Brown turned that around in less than four years, created a surplus, and with almost no pain felt by anybody. Tea Partiers talking about cutting debt, Dems actually deliver

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:29 AM

past topic, but right on!
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:29 AM

have you heard of the georgia guide stones?
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:29 AM

or something like that?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:29 AM

no what's that?>
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:29 AM

the theory that the ultra-rich/powerful will eradicate most of the worlds population
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:30 AM

in order to preserve natural resources etc?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:30 AM

dicks
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:30 AM

maybe bill gates was just saying that by 2035...theyll have killed off all the poor people
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:30 AM

lol -that strikes me as far more likely!
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:31 AM

he's not even hiding it anymore
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:31 AM

lol
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:31 AM

no more poor people, no more hungry people
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Liphan Lee · 3:31 AM

no more uneducated people
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:31 AM

no one left to buy Microsoft products
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Liphan Lee · 3:31 AM

(cause we'll eradicate them all)
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:32 AM

that's what these douchebags always forget
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:32 AM

you need a little something called CUSTOMERS
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:32 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Bill is going to have to take a mulligan on his prediction

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:32 AM

no kidding!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:32 AM

I mean -you think the Fed will allow any country to escape debt?
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:33 AM

no
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:33 AM

the way it works in the US, it's impossible for even us to ever pay off our debt
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Liphan Lee · 3:33 AM

and on that topic...is yellen the first lady fed chairman?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:33 AM

yes, proving women are just as evil as men
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:33 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

The Fed needs to be terminated

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:34 AM

of equal importance to money out of politics is elimination of the Fed
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:34 AM

yes but how?
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Liphan Lee · 3:34 AM

elect ron paul
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:35 AM

things are going to have to get worse to spark mass nationwide protests, national days of strike, civil disobedience, all the Ghandi stuff...
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:35 AM

but we're getting there, and velocity is increasing
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:35 AM

Imagine an Occuppy Wall Street of 250 million
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:35 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

The Fed should be nationalized so it's owned by the American people instead of being a private, piggybank for the big banks to stick it to the American taxpayer

LL

Liphan Lee · 3:35 AM

do you feel like the economy is getting worse, better or same?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:36 AM

I think our economy is getting worse, because I think our economy continues to be a shell game
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:36 AM

once we stopped making products
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:36 AM

it was kind of over
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:37 AM

how about you?
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:37 AM

i agree
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Liphan Lee · 3:37 AM

the it seems we need ww3 to save us from economic doom
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:38 AM

rebuilding the infrastructure and eco-technology could save us
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:38 AM

but of course is blocked by the powers that be
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:38 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

There is no real growth engine now. In the 90's it was the Internet and real estate.

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:39 AM

and even those took a few valuable assets and generated $100s of billions in extraneous bullshit
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:39 AM

the final real estate bubble is what wrecked the global economh
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Liphan Lee · 3:40 AM

imho
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:40 AM

agreed
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:40 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Agreed rebuilding bridges, road and tunnels should be a no-brainer. Our infrastructure is about 20 yrs behind other developed countries. But the Tea Party says we don't have the money for it. Although surprisingly they never need to payoff any tax

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:40 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

cuts they eagerly give to billionaires

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:40 AM

the solutions are frustratingly obvious
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:41 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Actually bank deregulation, which led to the mortgage meltdown, is what's to blame

LL

Liphan Lee · 3:41 AM

but doesn't put more money or give more power to tptb
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:41 AM

so let's shift
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:41 AM

let's go to the Sochi Olympics
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:41 AM

and Tawk about the "Black Widows"
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:42 AM

what's up with that?1
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:42 AM

ok what's that about
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:42 AM

?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:42 AM

I mean, they know about a bunch of women suicide bombers who are in Russia and going to attack the torch relay
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:42 AM

they're searching for them high and low
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:42 AM

it's like a movie
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:43 AM

im getting to the point where i wonder what the extremist muslims actually want?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:43 AM

Whenever Russia's involved, the first thought is Chechnya
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:44 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Why must the Olympics always give the winning bid to brutal thugs? First Hitler...now Putin. Thankfully Saddam never put in a bid

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Liphan Lee · 3:44 AM

like is there anything we can do to make you stop suicide bombing shit?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:44 AM

I don't think that without a major evolutionary jump (think X-Men) humanity can help but destroy itself
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Liphan Lee · 3:45 AM

how about a bygones by bygones treaty?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:45 AM

so the only way to stop suicide bombers is to either a) go extinct, or b) grow wolverine claws
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:45 AM

haha
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:46 AM

I'd sign a bygones be bygones treaty...
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Liphan Lee · 3:46 AM

i'll draft one
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:46 AM

shit, put me in charge!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:46 AM

shit, put you in charge!
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Liphan Lee · 3:46 AM

vote jordy!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:46 AM

vote Liphan!
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Liphan Lee · 3:46 AM

lol...i guess thats the problem
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:46 AM

vote Seth!
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Liphan Lee · 3:47 AM

no one wants to be actually be responsible for fixing this mess
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:47 AM

I'd do it if they'd let me
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:47 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Did the Olympic Committee say: puts band members in jail for singing about the Premier, Jails gay people, and puts political enemies in prison. The perfect place to host the Olympics!

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Liphan Lee · 3:47 AM

where would you start?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:47 AM

good point
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:48 AM

first things: a) overturn Citizens United, b) eliminate the Fed, c) re-install Glass Steagall
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Liphan Lee · 3:48 AM

d) Free Pussy Riot!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:48 AM

d) de-privatize the prison industry, e) end the drug war, f) de-privatize the vital infrastructure
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:49 AM

g) free pussy riot
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:49 AM

ok ok
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:49 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Great start...and constitutional limits on the NSA

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:49 AM

I mean -I would change ALOT very quickly
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:49 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

term limits for Congress

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:49 AM

Actually, Seth's my campaign manager, Liph's my attorney -let's do this, boys!
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:50 AM

im in
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:50 AM

So given that you're on the east coast and experiencing this snow, let's tawk about climate change
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:50 AM

what's up with that?
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Liphan Lee · 3:50 AM

yes the weather does seem to be getting more extreme
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:51 AM

I mean, not to say that snow in winter is weird
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:51 AM

it's just weird when yesterday it was 55
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:51 AM

it reminds me of this issue of the national enquirer i saw 20 years ago
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:51 AM

wild weather signals end of world
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:52 AM

The National Enquirer...
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:52 AM

they were waaaay ahead of their time
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:52 AM

haha
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:52 AM

lol
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:52 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

I think Jon Stewart says it best: Global warming doesn't exist because it's cold. Today. Where I live

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Liphan Lee · 3:52 AM

btw its like 80 degrees in LA
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:52 AM

This is the new normal, fellas
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:53 AM

cataclysmic global weather events 4 times a year, cataclysmic national events 12 times a year
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:53 AM

nothing cataclysmic so far this year!!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:53 AM

and temperature more inconsistent than a discussion between Charlie Sheen and Rob Ford
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:54 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Nat'l Enquirer discovered the whole love child story about Jon Edwards

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:54 AM

i'm protesting outside
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:54 AM

wildfires in Cali, no?
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:54 AM

yes always wildfires
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:54 AM

didn't Brown declare a state of drought emergency?
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:54 AM

i think they're out now...or controlled
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:55 AM

yes...cali is in a drought
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:55 AM

will someone figure out how to make ocean water drinkable PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:55 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

JB Israel already did

LL

Liphan Lee · 3:55 AM

desalinazation
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:55 AM

how?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:56 AM

and why aren't they doing it?
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:56 AM

my guess is that it's too expensive
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:56 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

The Mediterranean Sea is their tap

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:57 AM

whenever people bring up economics ion the face of looming environmental disaster, I like to remind them that economics and money are MAKE BELIEVE
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:57 AM

i feel the same way about space exploration
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:57 AM

I feel the same way about curing cancer
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:57 AM

feeding the hungry
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:58 AM

saving shelter dogs
LL

Liphan Lee · 3:58 AM

you win
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:58 AM

man, I was getting a list ready in my head
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:58 AM

you gave up too easy
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Jordan Birnbaum · 3:58 AM

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Churchill said it best when the Brits were talking about eliminating funding for art and music...he said then what are we fighting for

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Liphan Lee · 3:58 AM

ya i was just thinking that
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Jordan Birnbaum · 3:59 AM

there's an iPad commercial that echoes that sentiment that's out right now.
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Jordan Birnbaum · 3:59 AM

all right, guys I'm about ready to turn my brain off
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:59 AM

this was fun as always
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Liphan Lee · 3:59 AM

yes thank you Jordan!
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Jordan Birnbaum · 4:00 AM

Thank you, Liph! And Seth! And Rick! And Becca!
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Jordan Birnbaum · 4:00 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Buenos noches amigos

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Liphan Lee · 4:00 AM

Tawk soon! good night
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Jordan Birnbaum · 4:00 AM

nite