Jordan Birnbaum

WHO SAID WHAT NOW?! The Daytime Version

Jul 2, 2013

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Jul 2, 2013
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:00 PM

well hello
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:00 PM

first of all thank you to everyone for being here
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C. Brian Smith · 7:00 PM

Much obliged.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:01 PM

not sure where C. bri isyet -there he is now
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:01 PM

So this is the second ever episode of Who Said What Now?
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C. Brian Smith · 7:01 PM

I'm ever present.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:01 PM

Indeed.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:01 PM

Which I feel is a slightly more productive waste of time than many of my other choices
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C. Brian Smith · 7:01 PM

I'm flattered.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:02 PM

so why don't we go over the rules for the newcomers
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C. Brian Smith · 7:02 PM

Shoot.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:02 PM

C. Bri and I have each picked a quote in one of 4 categories
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:02 PM

But we have removed key words(s), and offer multiple choice answers to complete the quote
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C. Brian Smith · 7:03 PM

What are today's categories?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:03 PM

categories today are leadership, movies, change and sports, in no particular order
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:03 PM

I almost forgot the 5th round
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C. Brian Smith · 7:04 PM

That's "change" and "sports", not "change and sports" incidentally.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:04 PM

Choose the quoter
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:04 PM

★ Spotlighted from Blake Ian

C Brian - C Brian Smith - Smith Brian, Smith!

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:04 PM

What's funny Blake is that I'm rooting for him too.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:04 PM

Shall we throw a little wager down like last time?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:05 PM

sure
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C. Brian Smith · 7:05 PM

$50 to charity of the other's choosing
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:05 PM

done
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:05 PM

and audience, while we play, you can shout out your answers to either help us, confuse us, or just make us laugh.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:05 PM

mine's The John Dau Foundation. www.johndaufoundation.org
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:06 PM

Ahh - and mine is www.humanesociety.org
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:06 PM

So choose the first category dude
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:07 PM

All right, I'll choose - let's go with leadership
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C. Brian Smith · 7:07 PM

Sounds good
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:07 PM

You want to present or guess first?
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C. Brian Smith · 7:08 PM

Here you go:
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C. Brian Smith · 7:08 PM

Leadership is diving for a loose ball, getting the crowd involved, getting other players involved. It's being able to take it as well as dish it out. That's the only way you're going to get ______.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:08 PM

- Larry Bird
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C. Brian Smith · 7:09 PM

is it A) A championship ring.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:09 PM

B) Ten million dollar contract.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:09 PM

I thought a leggy blonde would get Larry Bird
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C. Brian Smith · 7:09 PM

C) Love from the fans.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:09 PM

D) Love from the fans. nRespect from the players.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:09 PM

Sorry D) Respect from the players.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:10 PM

All right - interesting you chose your leadership quote from a sports category, Mr. jock
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C. Brian Smith · 7:10 PM

that's me
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:11 PM

But because leadership has to do with interacting with your peers, I'm going to say you made this one too easy, and the answer is D
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C. Brian Smith · 7:11 PM

Correct
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C. Brian Smith · 7:11 PM

well played
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:11 PM

And the Jordy-man takes the lead!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:12 PM

All here - here's my counter serve
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C. Brian Smith · 7:12 PM

Is that how you refer to yourself in bed?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:12 PM

It comes from Ghandi, btw - you a fan?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:13 PM

it's how I refer to myself everywhere
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C. Brian Smith · 7:13 PM

I mean, don't you have to be?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:13 PM

“I suppose leadership at one time meant _____________; but today it means __________________.” – Mahatma Ghandi
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:13 PM

Is it A) direction; control
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:13 PM

b) muscles; getting along with people
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:14 PM

c) benevolence; corruption
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:14 PM

d) explanation; proclamation
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:14 PM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

C'mon, no softballs.

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:14 PM

agreed rick -larry bird quote was way too easy
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C. Brian Smith · 7:15 PM

Help from the crowd?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:15 PM

Yeah, I was a little more competitive this time
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C. Brian Smith · 7:15 PM

★ Spotlighted from Lucy Dyer

how dare you call C.Brian a woman,rick!! :-O

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C. Brian Smith · 7:16 PM

Using your logic, I''ll go with B
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:16 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTePTahc524
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:16 PM

congratulations
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C. Brian Smith · 7:17 PM

That is the weakest bell I've ever heard.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:17 PM

And that ties the score 1-1 headed into round 2
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:17 PM

PS - I thought the explanation / proclamation one was pretty good should make it my own quote
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:17 PM

All right - what's our next category?
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C. Brian Smith · 7:18 PM

Movies
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:18 PM

ami i presenting? here goes:
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:18 PM

“I’m not an admirer of ____________ movies. I just think, “Oh my God, it must be so ____________________.” – Catherine Deneuve
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:19 PM

Is it a) action; tiring
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:19 PM

b) romantic; predictable
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:19 PM

c) comedic; stupid
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:20 PM

d) most; crap
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C. Brian Smith · 7:21 PM

While English is not Ms. Deneuve's first language. I think she speaks better than D
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C. Brian Smith · 7:21 PM

Let's go with A.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:21 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTePTahc524
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:22 PM

and I thought I was making it tough on you - congrats, you're 2-2
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C. Brian Smith · 7:22 PM

It's almost like they broke the bell on the previous answer and said "screw it, it's all we got"
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C. Brian Smith · 7:23 PM

OK here you go
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C. Brian Smith · 7:23 PM

The length of a film should be directly related to the _____.n-Alfred Hitchcock
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C. Brian Smith · 7:23 PM

Height of the director.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:23 PM

Competence of the actors.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:23 PM

Endurance of the human bladder.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:23 PM

IQ of the audience.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:24 PM

A is funny, but not right
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:24 PM

Either B or D would be valid points and quite clever
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:24 PM

but my first instinct, before you even gave the answers, was "you gotta pee." So I choose C.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHTLIi3erIg
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:25 PM

yeah - that is a much better celebration
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C. Brian Smith · 7:26 PM

Never knew Hitchcock to be such a joker
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:26 PM

Or maybe just incontinent
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C. Brian Smith · 7:26 PM

What's the score?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:26 PM

2-2, we're both pitching perfect games, or hitting for the cycle, or something
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:26 PM

★ Spotlighted from Lucy Dyer

C Brian definitely has something

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:27 PM

yes, it's called self destructive bevavior
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C. Brian Smith · 7:27 PM

Should I get an STD test, Lucy?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:27 PM

OK how about sports next?
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C. Brian Smith · 7:27 PM

Awesome.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:27 PM

here it comes
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:28 PM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

I hope we don't catch it over the web.

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:28 PM

“One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought your ticket, you could bank on seeing _________________________.” – Joe Garagiola
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:28 PM

a) the unthinkable.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:28 PM

some tits?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:28 PM

b) Harry Caray drunk.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:29 PM

lots of white people
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:29 PM

c) the bottom of the ninth.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:29 PM

d) disappointment.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:29 PM

★ Spotlighted from Lucy Dyer

only get an STD test C.Brian if you have been poked far too much on FB

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C. Brian Smith · 7:30 PM

I used to watch Yankee games in the bleachers in high school.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:30 PM

bad for your back
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C. Brian Smith · 7:30 PM

you could count on seeing some tits and a fights. sometimes at the same time
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:30 PM

kind of like owning a nightclub
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C. Brian Smith · 7:31 PM

god, who would be dumb enough to do that
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:31 PM

no one without emotional problems
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C. Brian Smith · 7:31 PM

Who said this quote?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:32 PM

– Joe Garagiola
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C. Brian Smith · 7:32 PM

Clever dude. I'll go with C, the bottom of the ninth
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHTLIi3erIg
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C. Brian Smith · 7:32 PM

Bangin
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:32 PM

what can I say, man - you're in the zone
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:33 PM

you're 3-3
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C. Brian Smith · 7:33 PM

Could be a "Who Said What Now" first
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:33 PM

almost everythign is a "Who Said What Now" first
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C. Brian Smith · 7:34 PM

http://www.totalprosports.com/2010/09/03/picture-of-the-day-hus-on-first/
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C. Brian Smith · 7:34 PM

Hu's on first.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:34 PM

pretty good
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:34 PM

K - you owe me a sports quote
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C. Brian Smith · 7:34 PM

all right here we go
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C. Brian Smith · 7:35 PM

This one is from the great Jack Benny
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C. Brian Smith · 7:35 PM

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and _____ , and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:35 PM

An Irish meadow
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C. Brian Smith · 7:35 PM

A beautiful partner
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C. Brian Smith · 7:36 PM

A cold beer
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C. Brian Smith · 7:36 PM

A million bucks.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:36 PM

A is beautiful, very poetic, wrong
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:37 PM

B and D, not his style. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. C.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:37 PM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

Harpo Marx

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C. Brian Smith · 7:38 PM

http://www.hark.com/clips/bdhxnqttjj-the-price-is-right-losing-horns
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:38 PM

AAAARGHHHHHH
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C. Brian Smith · 7:38 PM

The correct answer is B, a beautiful partner
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:39 PM

wow, he was PC before there was PC
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:39 PM

Uh-oh - you're up 3-2, heading into "Change."
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C. Brian Smith · 7:39 PM

Fitting
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C. Brian Smith · 7:40 PM

Am I giving or receiving
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:40 PM

So you are giving
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C. Brian Smith · 7:40 PM

I hope this isn't a gimme
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C. Brian Smith · 7:40 PM

If the facts don't fit the theory, _______n-Albert Einstein
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C. Brian Smith · 7:41 PM

Change the facts.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:41 PM

Change the theory.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:41 PM

Change the rules.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:41 PM

Change everything.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:42 PM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

Change of gender?

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:42 PM

I mean, unless this is a brilliant fake out, like a hidden ball trick or something, the asnwer is B. Especially since Einstein wasn't an asshole.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:43 PM

OK...
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C. Brian Smith · 7:43 PM

Close
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C. Brian Smith · 7:43 PM

But the right answer is A, change the facts
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:44 PM

I'm surprised with you, Albert.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:44 PM

Unless you're speaking on a whole different level that I am not grasping, which is likely
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C. Brian Smith · 7:44 PM

I'm sure the feeling is mutual.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:44 PM

All right , let's see if you can keep perfection alive
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:45 PM

“A fanatic is one who can’t change ________________ and won’t change _______________.” – Winston Churchill
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:45 PM

a) the past; the future
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:45 PM

b) the world; a thing
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:45 PM

c) his mind; the subject
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:46 PM

d) his fortunes; his ways
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C. Brian Smith · 7:46 PM

I never knew if "fanatic" was a negative word
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:46 PM

I mean, fanatic Nazis are pretty bad....
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C. Brian Smith · 7:47 PM

Let give B a shot - the world/a thing
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:47 PM

But Radiohead fanatics are pretty good
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:47 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8n3F3O3Xqo
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C. Brian Smith · 7:47 PM

Damn.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:47 PM

Oh dear - he loses the perfect game
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C. Brian Smith · 7:48 PM

Add that to the Birnbaum Bible
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:48 PM

the correct answer is C - his mind, the subject
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:48 PM

OK - so that makes the score 3-2 headed into the final round.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:48 PM

Wow
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:49 PM

so you give first to see if I can tie it
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:49 PM

makes it more dramatic
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:49 PM

it's time for name the quoter!
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C. Brian Smith · 7:49 PM

I love drama.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:49 PM

Who said this?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:49 PM

johnny drama?
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C. Brian Smith · 7:49 PM

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:50 PM

I'll pause.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:50 PM

A. John F. Kennedy
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:50 PM

way to commit
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C. Brian Smith · 7:50 PM

B. William Jefferson Clinton
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C. Brian Smith · 7:50 PM

C. Mark Twain
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C. Brian Smith · 7:50 PM

D. Robert Frost
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:51 PM

The pause is the tool of the orator, so let's get rid of the authors in c and d
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:51 PM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

Jimmy Hoffa

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:52 PM

I'm going to go with the ine who was ACTUALLY a good president
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:52 PM

pause
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:52 PM

John F. Kennedy
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C. Brian Smith · 7:52 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yImkcG7IQeg
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:53 PM

AWWWWWWWW
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C. Brian Smith · 7:53 PM

The correct answer was C Mark Twain
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:53 PM

Damn that guy was good
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C. Brian Smith · 7:53 PM

Arguably the first stand up comic
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:54 PM

All right - so you win AGAIN, unless you want to make it double or nothing on this klast quote
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C. Brian Smith · 7:54 PM

You're on
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:54 PM

sweeeeeeet
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:54 PM

I'm wondering if I can make this harder at the last second
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C. Brian Smith · 7:55 PM

That's what she said.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:55 PM

who said “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:55 PM

a) Isaac Asimov
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:55 PM

b) Jon Mayer
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:56 PM

c) Gore Vidal
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:56 PM

d) C. Brian Smith
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C. Brian Smith · 7:57 PM

Mr. Mayer doesn't spell his name like thatand is from my hometown.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:57 PM

I can't tell if the last answer is D or C
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:58 PM

that's my strategy
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C. Brian Smith · 7:58 PM

Gore Vidal wasn't that much of a prick.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:58 PM

confuse you
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C. Brian Smith · 7:58 PM

Lets say A, Asimov
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:58 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHTLIi3erIg
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:58 PM

Damn you're good at this
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:59 PM

Congrats, I will go donate $100.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 7:59 PM

it's exactly 1 hr.
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C. Brian Smith · 7:59 PM

If I had a farm, I'd bet it.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 8:00 PM

Who Said What Now is like a precision machine
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C. Brian Smith · 8:00 PM

Like a BMW?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 8:01 PM

All right, thanks C. Bri, thanks audience, and if you're here after the fact, click the "top" button to read it from the beginning.
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C. Brian Smith · 8:01 PM

Better luck next time, pal.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 8:02 PM

you cheated - I can't prove it, but would like to believe it.