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Wine Snobbery for Dummies, Part IV

Feb 13, 2014

MW
Stage· 191 messages
Feb 13, 2014

Love is in the air...and bubbles! This week the Winos will be discussing etiquette regarding the Bubbly and the joys of effervescence. Zardetto Prosecco is our featured beverage, so pour a flute & join the fun!

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:00 AM

Yayyy!!! It's cocktail time!
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:00 AM

Well thank goodness!!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:01 AM

Greetings, Winos! In a special tribute to Valentine's Day, and per Miss Wolfgram's suggestion, we'll be sipping the bubbly this evening - namely Prosecco. Cheers!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:01 AM

I happen to be drinking mine out of a hand-etched flute, made by Woodsy Wino, aka me. lol
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:03 AM

I just read something interesting about the "Victorian Coupe" style of champagne glass, though...the shallow kind that sloshes all over (well, if you're me, anyway)...
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:03 AM

"Legend has it the shape of the glass was modelled on the breast of Marie Antoinette..." Hmm...lol
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:04 AM

FYI, folks, Molly's having some internet troubles due to that raging GA blizzard. :)
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:04 AM

So someone's going to have to keep me company, here. I hate to drink alone. I mean, I will, but... :)
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:04 AM

★ Spotlighted from Crystal Olliff

I read about that too today...."according to legend, designed using a mould of Marie Antoinette's left breast as a birthday present to her husband, Louis XVI – tends to disperse the nose and over-oxygenate the wine."

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:05 AM

Lucky Louis! lol
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:05 AM

Okay, what's everybody got to toast with this evening?
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:08 AM

Well, since we're actually all supposed to learn something at these little soirees, who knows where Prosecco comes from? And what's the difference between sparkling wine & champagne?
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:08 AM

If y'all pass that little test, then we can just get on with the drinking...and perhaps bashing on Valentine's Day? lol
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:12 AM

Bashing V-Day is my fav.
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:12 AM

★ Spotlighted from Bridget Dozier

Drinking the Rx. Yum!

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:12 AM

Me too! Welcome back!
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:12 AM

I feel loved everyday...no need for a Hallmark-y day to acknowledge that.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:13 AM

Well, Moll, we just learned how those shallow champagne flutes were designed around Marie Antoinette's breast. Aside from that, I think you're all caught up...
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:13 AM

★ Spotlighted from Chris Dozier

Ive got beer and prosecco

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:13 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

sorry had an early start

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:13 AM

@sean...an early start is better than late to the party!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:14 AM

For sure!
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:14 AM

So who is a HUGE Valentines Day fan???
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:14 AM

We love you regardless.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:15 AM

Well, I do love an excuse to buy lingerie. And Prosecco ...
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:15 AM

★ Spotlighted from Bridget Dozier

I like it for the gifts. Why should I lie?

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:16 AM

Of course, I consider random Tuesday's as good an excuse as any for indulgence, so...
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:16 AM

Definitely have @chris consult w/ the Woodsy Wino on gifts :)
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:16 AM

Yep yep! ;)
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:16 AM

★ Spotlighted from Bridget Dozier

I only like lingerie if it involves very dark lighting & a blind man.

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:16 AM

@Bridget LOL!
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:17 AM

So friggin hilarious!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:17 AM

Molly, before you came back I was trying to get the "learning" out of the way, so we can just get on with the drinking...
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:17 AM

So, I know all my GA friends are unlikely to have the Zardetto on hand.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:18 AM

I couldn't find it either. So I went with Santa Margherita A) because it was familiar and B) because it had a coupon for the Pinot Grigio!
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:19 AM

Can't beat a coupon. I do not blame you at all :)
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:19 AM

Fortunately, I knew I could get Zardetto at a local shop.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:20 AM

Well, I would have flown out to GA to get some, but I just don't know how you people survive the winters out there!
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:20 AM

Horrible ice storm.
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:21 AM

I still had time to make it to the store for extra wine :)
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:21 AM

You know what I find cheerful on a nasty winter day? Bubbles. Little tiny bubbles floating in alcohol.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:21 AM

Priorities! lol
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:21 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

I found a Tenuta Capoest

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:22 AM

@Sean, I'm not familiar with that one...
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:22 AM

★ Spotlighted from Bridget Dozier

So the Prosecco is very nice.

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:22 AM

@Bridget, I agree. Very light. Fresh. And it kinda tickles!
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:22 AM

Do you have the Zardetto or another variety of Prosecco?
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:23 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

hey we get to work from home and start drinking early, which I definitely did today

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:23 AM

Do you guys do strawberries in your bubbly? Have you tried pomegranate seeds instead? That's my fav...
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:24 AM

Pomegranate seeds? Who the hell have you been dating?
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:24 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

I think with the ice storm we had in GA, any examination of the wine may be "fruitless"

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:24 AM

Bad @sean...just bad.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:25 AM

Well, it's certainly not initiated by Steve, cuz they'd taste horrible in Miller Lite. C'mon! It makes me feel fancy!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:25 AM

@Sean, wah wah wahhhh...
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:25 AM

Is anyone familiar with the difference between champagne and prosecco?
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:26 AM

★ Spotlighted from Crystal Olliff

that being said, I chate wasting alcohol, so I'm drinking it too!

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:26 AM

@Crystal, I totally respect that!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:26 AM

Yes...good question, Miss Molly! Anyone? Anyone? Bueller???
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:27 AM

★ Spotlighted from Marlys Wolfgram

no wine for me tonight

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:27 AM

Ummm...Bridget!
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:27 AM

★ Spotlighted from Bridget Dozier

I know I know!

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:27 AM

It's an unusual day @Marlys doesn't have anything to drink!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:28 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

I'm just gonna quote Zac Brown tonight, may get me tossed from the group

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:29 AM

★ Spotlighted from Bridget Dozier

Champagne is a specific region of France & any other effervescent is from another region. Amen.

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:29 AM

Yes, Sean, it probably will. :)
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:29 AM

Bravo @Bridget!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:29 AM

Ding ding ding! Molly, do we have a prize for Miss Bridget this evening?
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:29 AM

★ Spotlighted from Marlys Wolfgram

So what about this Prosecco?

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:30 AM

Uh...I was banking on no one knowing and me looking smart...
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:30 AM

Prosecco is specifically from Italy. Totally appropriate for VD - those damn sexy Italians making wine & such...
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:31 AM

Uh...wait...VD??
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:31 AM

Everybody feel educated now so we can move on? lol
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:31 AM

★ Spotlighted from Crystal Olliff

BTW - I'm a grandma as of 7:28 pm tonight!!! More reason to drink an celebrate! healthy baby boy Reece

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:31 AM

Congrats, Crystal! To life!
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:32 AM

Here's to life!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:32 AM

Heehee...it's my favorite abbreviation for this sacharine holiday.
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:33 AM

Died.
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:33 AM

Which is a normal reaction for me with y'all.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:33 AM

Do the bubbles make anyone else giggle? Or is that just me?
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:34 AM

Haha, not just you.
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:34 AM

Anything bubbly..not just champange!
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:35 AM

★ Spotlighted from Crystal Olliff

So drink more bubbly! This is my first time here. How come not seeing commets from the hosts?

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:35 AM

You're bubbly, Wolfgram. And you make me giggle.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:35 AM

★ Spotlighted from Bridget Dozier

Is it the bubbles that make me giggle?

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:35 AM

Bridget, could be the combination of the bubbles and this crazy company. lol
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:36 AM

I used to only drink Champagne...but every once and a while.
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:36 AM

Because I'm cheap.
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:37 AM

I found Prosecco to be a less expensive alternative.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:37 AM

Good call. I find it delightful. Champagne/Sparkling is definitely not an area to be really cheap unless you know what you're buying. Have had some pretty bad hangovers on the cheap stuff!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:38 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

Sorry I'm late!!! How are my favorite winos?

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:38 AM

The WORST hangovers.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:38 AM

Hi Jordan! We're just sipping Prosecco & sharking about Valentine's Day. lol
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:38 AM

We're getting romantic for Friday.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:38 AM

And I really don't get hangovers, due to my professionalism in the area & all, so that's saying a lot!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:39 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

I think "but I'm stuck in colder weather" fits some of us today

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:39 AM

Sean, are you still quoting song lyrics? lol
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:40 AM

Drinking alone isn't lonely.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:40 AM

Hey, that's actually a cool idea! Quick, everybody - favorite song lyrics involving champagne???
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:40 AM

Damn, self...you got nice eyes.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:40 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

Yeah, why do bubbles make hangovers so much worse?

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:40 AM

I don't think it's the bubbles, Jordan - it's the quality of the product containing the bubbles. lol
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:40 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

Like a champagne supernova in the sky

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:40 AM

Nice!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:41 AM

Mirrors on the ceiling...pink champagne one ice.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:41 AM

★ Spotlighted from Steve Hoffman

'Tiny Bubbles'

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:41 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

I get a kick from champagne.

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:41 AM

★ Spotlighted from Bridget Dozier

Oasis - champagne supernova

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:41 AM

Living like a normal person is hard after 7 glasses of wine.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:42 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

Pretty sweet Ascot, dude.

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:42 AM

Molly, I find it harder BEFORE 7 glasses of wine. lol
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:42 AM

At least I didn't wear a turtleneck today.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:43 AM

Could've covered it up with an ascot.
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:43 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

yeah, not the attention I was looking for

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:43 AM

So many ascot jokes...so little time.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:43 AM

★ Spotlighted from Bridget Dozier

Sean - now YOURE making me giggle.

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:43 AM

★ Spotlighted from Marlys Wolfgram

I'm drinking champagne and feelin' no pain. Think it a Ray Price tune.

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:44 AM

Hey, VD present for you, Tawkers! Cuz I'm all romantic like that...
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:45 AM

@momma marlys...if you're talking Arbor Mist...I don't think Ray Price drank it.
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:45 AM

I like presents!!
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:46 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

my claim to fame, 1st one tossed from an internet group

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:46 AM

★ Spotlighted from Bridget Dozier

Jordan it's never a bad time to drink black coffee.

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:46 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

Is it a coincidence that "VD" represents the love holiday and the love disease?

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:46 AM

15% off ALL the super-cool wine accessories in our Etsy Store with coupon code TAWKERSROCKS
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:46 AM

All y'all are so awesome/sick/amazing/gross...I pink sparkly heart you.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:47 AM

@Jordan, I've always had the same suspicion.lol
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:47 AM

http://www.etsy.com/shop/WoodsyWino
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:47 AM

% off of where...?
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:47 AM

Woodsy wine!
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:47 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

I feared my VD present was Chlamydia

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:47 AM

Now, that's JUST for you guys! And it's only good til Sunday, so hurry up! :)
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:48 AM

Well, not from us Jordan! Sheesh! lol
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:48 AM

★ Spotlighted from Bridget Dozier

I got a 4 piece wicker set from Goodwill for Valentines day.

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:48 AM

I got a cz heart neckace for Valentines Day @Jordan...I think you win.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:48 AM

Are you gonna paint it pink?
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:49 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

Bridget, you did way better than me!

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:49 AM

★ Spotlighted from Bridget Dozier

Um I was thinking teal.... But pink could be contender.

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:50 AM

Bridget is an over-achiever!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:50 AM

Obviously! Wicker-getter.
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:51 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

"Sweet Annie Can I stay with you a while "

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:51 AM

★ Spotlighted from Bridget Dozier

Sean you should invite Annie to our chats!!

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:51 AM

Hey, he's the quiet guy in the corner, by fiance is here, stalking us basically. You guys should give him some ideas! lol!
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:51 AM

Why do our chats always disintegrate so quickly?
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:51 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

Ok I think I need to decide whether I'm going to show up sober to these sessions or not

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:52 AM

Awww, Molly...this one actually took a little while to get this far down. Probably because you weren't here. lol
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:52 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

@Molly wine is involved!

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:52 AM

I think the answer is always no.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:52 AM

Wine makes us more interesting, Jordan. To say the least...
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:52 AM

Wine makes me a better woman.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:52 AM

★ Spotlighted from Bridget Dozier

WHERE'S LEONARD?!?!

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:53 AM

Yeah! Where IS Leonard???
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:53 AM

★ Spotlighted from Marlys Wolfgram

in the shower.

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:53 AM

Oh, so we're really sharing...lol!
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:53 AM

Wow...that's a lot of honesty for a Wednesday.
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:54 AM

I really would have preferred him to be "unavailable."
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:54 AM

Um...I just realized we're in the countdown zone. Let's talk about next week's adventure, shall we?
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:54 AM

Or at least "taking a nap."
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:54 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

He's drinking in the shower? Cool!

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:54 AM

★ Spotlighted from Bridget Dozier

A shower with Arbor Mist, I would hope.

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:54 AM

I fell for that a thousand times as a kid.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:54 AM

@ Bridget, I would hope NOT!
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:55 AM

"mommy and daddy are tired," they said.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:55 AM

Okay, kids - next week. What shall we learn? What shall we drink? I'm thinking we might be ready to move on to "legs". That should be an interesting conversation.
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:56 AM

Chardonnay!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:56 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

Bridget, great and/or demented minds think alike!

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:56 AM

Is that why we're here, Jordan? lol!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:56 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

"She's got legs. She knows how to use them." -ZZ Top

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:56 AM

★ Spotlighted from Bridget Dozier

How about Le Crema?

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:56 AM

I'm down with chardonnay. Something oaky. Hm???
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:57 AM

Bridget, what's the price point on La Crema these days? Haven't bought that one for awhile...
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:57 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

Down with Chardonnay? Isn't that Chardownay?

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Jennifer Finnell · 2:57 AM

You are on a roll this evening!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:58 AM

Perfect. La Crema Chardonnay for next week, folks! Everyone should be able to find this one - it's everywhere.
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:58 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

do you know how damn hard punctuation is after 7 glasses of wine

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Molly Wolfgram · 2:58 AM

Oooh! Good choice!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:59 AM

I think we're all familiar with that particular struggle, Sean!
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:59 AM

I love Le Crema!
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Jennifer Finnell · 2:59 AM

And legs. We're studying legs...on the wine, that is. Of course, we all know where it's going to go from there. lol.
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Molly Wolfgram · 2:59 AM

Sean knows...
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Jennifer Finnell · 3:00 AM

I hate that these hours are over so quickly! Thanks, Winos! This is so much fun! And I hope you all enjoy your, um, VD!
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Molly Wolfgram · 3:00 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

knee deep in the water somewhere

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Jennifer Finnell · 3:00 AM

Oh...one more time: http://www.etsy.com/shop/WoodsyWino
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Molly Wolfgram · 3:00 AM

Valentine's Day
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Jennifer Finnell · 3:00 AM

15% off w/ code TAWKERSROCKS. :)
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Jennifer Finnell · 3:01 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

You guys rule.

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Molly Wolfgram · 3:01 AM

Pink sparkly heart y'all.
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Jennifer Finnell · 3:01 AM

Nice to see you, Jordan! thanks for coming!
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Jennifer Finnell · 3:01 AM

Pink sparkly heart smiley face smooch!
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Jennifer Finnell · 3:01 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

thank you all and let me apologize before I get kicked out

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Jennifer Finnell · 3:02 AM

It's too late for that tonight, Sean - maybe we can kick you out next week?
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Jennifer Finnell · 3:02 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jordan Birnbaum

Who are all these cool people I just met in the forum?

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Jennifer Finnell · 3:02 AM

@Jordan, WINOS! Okay, g'night for real, y'all. Here's to life!