Jennifer Finnell

Host

Wine Snobbery for Dummies, Part X

Mar 27, 2014·39 visitors

Molly Wolfgram

Cohost

Stage· 273 messages

Mar 27, 2014

This week the Winos will be sipping & evaluating Gnarly Head Old Vine Zin. In honor of our X-week anniversary, Woodsy Wino will be sponsoring a wonderful, whimsical wine gift to the lucky Wino who correctly (and first) answers our super-secret question about Zinfandel. Better start studying!nnHere's to life!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:00 AM

Hey y'all!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:00 AM

Greetings, Winos! My Zin is breathing. Thank God it's alive!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:01 AM

I cannot wait for this wine. Cannot.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:01 AM

I've been staring at it for HOURS.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:01 AM

Sean tried to convince me to open it early, but I knew it would be all gone by the time we started.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:01 AM

Molly, just go ahead. You'll feel better.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:02 AM

I don't abide by those "rules" either, Sean.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:02 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“red wine with chicken, I'm so ashamed”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:02 AM

Oh.My.Gawd. What have you done??!!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:03 AM

Maybe it's pepper chicken - to compliment the spices in the wine???

Molly Wolfgram · 1:04 AM

★ Spotlighted from Shannon Kelley

“Good evening wine dolls! and wine fellas!”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:04 AM

Haha! good luck with that, Sean! Hi Shannon!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:04 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“I keep trying to get thrown out of this group, must be a freaudian thing”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:04 AM

I've got some other folks who are having techie difficulties as well.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:05 AM

Lookie!! It's Deb! Hi Deb!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:05 AM

So, have we all got our wine in hand? Cuz I'd like to toast our 10th week of this madness!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:05 AM

She's heard that so many times...and that's before they knew her last name!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:06 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“wow she's pefect !!”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:06 AM

Can't imagine that one really getting old.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:06 AM

Mmmmm...berries. Ripe, red, sexy berries.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:06 AM

And maybe a plum...

Molly Wolfgram · 1:06 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“humor, it's a volume game”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:07 AM

I definitely get the plum.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:07 AM

Arbuckle!!! She's drinking wine against her will again, just to humor us. What a great sport!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:07 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“Hello everyone!!”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:07 AM

Ha! I bet it was divine!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:07 AM

Oh, yes...mac n cheese goes with everything!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:07 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“I dined this evening with my oldest daughter and paired this lovely vintage with "Kraft mac n' chez" and it was divine”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:07 AM

Ha, Sean!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:08 AM

Ha, Sean!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:08 AM

Jinx.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:08 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“white plums”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:08 AM

Get after it, girl

Jennifer Finnell · 1:08 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“Mine tastes like beer...hmmm?”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:08 AM

This zin is amazing.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:08 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“Okay, let me finish this beer and I get a glass of Gnarley”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:08 AM

You two keep us humble.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:09 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“Hey Sean....fellow smart ass!!”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:09 AM

Sensual palate, luxurious finish. I'm totally going to make out with this wine.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:09 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“after 3 weeks I think Leons hint of horshit would taste amazing to you”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:09 AM

Anyone else want to chime in on this lovely budget wine. Great find.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:10 AM

I like cheap AND delicious!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:10 AM

It's smoother than I remember.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:11 AM

Molly, your turtleneck is smoother than I remember...

Jennifer Finnell · 1:11 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“Cheap and delicious....that says a lot about you Finnell”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:11 AM

The finish hangs on a bit, though, doesn't it?

Jennifer Finnell · 1:11 AM

Nah, JD...we switch to mass quantities of box wine after this.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:11 AM

Dude, the turtleneck is so smoooooth.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:11 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“It must not be all that good if you remember drinking it...right?”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:12 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“i thought you guys talked about the damn 18 dollar bottle of wine, not your pent up sexual frustrations”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:12 AM

Wait - I didn't know there was any separation between wine & sex...

Molly Wolfgram · 1:12 AM

Deb, you've known me for 20 years...this should surprise you never.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:12 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“she must be new”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:13 AM

Aaaaaannnnnnd now we're talking about my late 20s.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:13 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“Unless you have to wine to get sex...???”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:13 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“wait that's WHINE, not wine...my mistake”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:13 AM

Well, I suppose one could lead to the other. For those that are enjoying their wine with an actual person rather than a chat room full of comedians. lol

Jennifer Finnell · 1:14 AM

Debra, let's be best friends!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:14 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“honey, i'm like a fine wine when it comes to sex.”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:14 AM

Well, tonight, apparently, it's Gnarly Head Zin!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:14 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“cyber sex would involve what kind of wine?”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:15 AM

Well shit...I'm nothing without google.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:15 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“Pop quiz: anybody know what Manteca means in spanish--don't cheat and google it. By the way, Manteca is where this Gnarly shit was bottled.....”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:15 AM

I can't stand the suspense!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:15 AM

Arbuckle!!! DYING

Molly Wolfgram · 1:15 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“It's a guy named Teca?”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:15 AM

There will be one other question this evening, ladies & gents, and that one will be worth an amazing prize from Woodsy Wino. So pay attention! :)

Jennifer Finnell · 1:16 AM

Um...Debra? Do we get to know the answer?

Jennifer Finnell · 1:16 AM

Dang it! Not a llama - that was my only guess.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:16 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“Molly its not a Ilama”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:17 AM

Speaking of Spanish, Molly, did Izzy learn the "magic phrase" yet? lol

Molly Wolfgram · 1:17 AM

I love llamas. Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:17 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“Manteca = Lard”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:17 AM

And here I thought this was diet wine. Dammit!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:17 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“which is only a few miles down the road from Los Banos which is the bathrooms....grew up in sunny CA. 20 minutes from lard :)”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:18 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“OH so I was right...it's a fat guy named Teca!”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:18 AM

Sean, how's that Zin/chicken pairing working out?

Molly Wolfgram · 1:18 AM

Arbuckle...do not ruin this for me with your REALITY.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:18 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“Wine and diet in the same sentence? That's a stretch”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:18 AM

Yeah! What she said!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:19 AM

I'm pairing mine with an empty stomach and a great buzz.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:19 AM

If, perchance, you cooked that chicken in lard, I guess it would be a good match.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:19 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“the chicken is gone, but a very nice pairing along with some sweet potatoes”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:19 AM

That's my favorite combo, too, Moll.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:19 AM

Simple. Impossible for the foodies to judge.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:19 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“My Gnarley goes great w/Bud light!”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:20 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“sean= super sexy aint it?”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:20 AM

Miss Shannon...you're awfully quiet. How are things in PIT? Gnarly?

Jennifer Finnell · 1:20 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“wilipedia says butter so yes”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:20 AM

Oopsies.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:21 AM

Hi Mary!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:21 AM

Oh, my...how did it take us this long to get to using the word gnarly in its proper 80's context?

Molly Wolfgram · 1:21 AM

★ Spotlighted from Mary Erickson

“Molly are you drinking?”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:21 AM

Mary and I are doing this cleanse whereby we don't have any alcohol or fun for 30 days.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:21 AM

Hi, mini-Wolfgram!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:22 AM

Oh, ladies! Tell me it's over!!!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:22 AM

★ Spotlighted from Mary Erickson

“I feel like I should have known about this! I haven't had a damn drop since Miami and I want to cry!”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:22 AM

I felt I owed it to my fellow winos to come out of the sobriety closet. Also, 3 weeks w/o wine makes me ragey.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:22 AM

And there we have it. Wine makes us all better people!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:22 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“Soooo what exactly is cleanse that doesn't involve alcohol. I've always done a booze cleanse...good for the soul”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:23 AM

But we support you girls! Let's all start a 30-day wine cleanse. Ready? Go!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:23 AM

Technically not over until next week. but I kinda feel like a humanitarian because drinking this wine is SAVING PEOPLE.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:23 AM

Wine charms don't look good on goggles, JD. That's the difference.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:23 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“what is the diff between beer goggles and wine glasses?”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:23 AM

Molly, I think you're onto something. Wine=World Peace.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:24 AM

I catch on eventually...

Jennifer Finnell · 1:24 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“So giddy that you picked that up Finnell!!”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:24 AM

did you guys ever see those baby shirts that say, "daddy drinks because I cry."

Jennifer Finnell · 1:24 AM

Ahem...who else is actually drinking this wine? I want to hear your notes. :)

Jennifer Finnell · 1:24 AM

Bahahahaaaa!!!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:25 AM

Oh yeah...that.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:25 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“C flat”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:26 AM

It deserves to have its sexiness acknowledged.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:26 AM

Tami!!! Cheers! You've got some catching up to do, so drink up!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:26 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“What up Peeps!!!!!”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:26 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“vanilla and lightly toasted oak”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:27 AM

I love you.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:27 AM

Tami, on Wednesday's we like to class it up a bit & drink from bottles.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:27 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“I made it. I started drinking cheap box wine and forgot until 8:17.”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:27 AM

Sometimes I even use a glass.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:27 AM

Glass optional. I like to wrap mine in a brown paper bag.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:28 AM

That Arbuckle is all about appearances. lol

Jennifer Finnell · 1:28 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“I pour my box wine into an old bottle...it's okay Tami”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:28 AM

Yeah - shot gun it.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:28 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“Phew! (wipes brow dramatically)”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:28 AM

Now THERE'S an idea!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:28 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“could just punch a hole in the bottom of the box, a greener approach”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:28 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“Or a wine bong...”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:29 AM

So, before I can't feel my fingers to type anymore, let's talk about the wine.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:29 AM

Who actually has Gnarly Head tonight?

Molly Wolfgram · 1:29 AM

Sean & Deb!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:29 AM

Had there been such a thing as a wine bong back in high school, I'm sure I would've still earned the same nickname - it just would have had a classier connotation.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:30 AM

Me! Me! Oh, I do! (and it's dead sexy!)

Molly Wolfgram · 1:30 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“I have wine...Gnarly lard filled wine”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:30 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“check”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:30 AM

Mary doesn't because she's a stronger person than I.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:30 AM

give me one word to describe the aroma. GO!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:31 AM

Maybe you need to drink because you hang out with the likes of us...

Jennifer Finnell · 1:31 AM

Sexy.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:31 AM

I think I'm going to bathe Steve in this later. It's his new cologne.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:31 AM

Lol, Debra!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:31 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“fruity...with a hint of lard”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:32 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“i think someones in a mood”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:32 AM

Donaghy, you'd get punched in the neck tomorrow, but the good money says I'll be too hungover to lift a limb.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:32 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“A hint of boysenberry”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:32 AM

Safe!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:33 AM

Wine goes in...rage goes out. We're cool.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:33 AM

Gotcha!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:33 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“wth did i do now, Im sure I deserve it though”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:33 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“please, deb. unless you have my publishers clearing house check filled out”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:34 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“This is hitting me right in my sexy brain!”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:34 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“So tell me about the wine. I came in late and I'm unedumacated. I'm drinking out of a box you know.”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:34 AM

It's got a smokey aroma, strong berries too.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:34 AM

Tami, we are drinking Gnarly Head Zin. Ripe fruit berries, plums - slightly spicy finish with a sensual texture. Mmmmmm....

Molly Wolfgram · 1:34 AM

this wine will make you fat.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:34 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“JD - tell me how to find my sexy brain. I've been married a long ass time.”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:34 AM

Oh, yes - and it's bottled in lard. lol

Molly Wolfgram · 1:34 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“Well Tamara Lee Day, you missed the best edumacation...it came from the land of lard :)”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:35 AM

I bet that fat guy wears a turtleneck. Speaking of which, where's Bridgit been?

Jennifer Finnell · 1:35 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“Fat guy...Teca”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:35 AM

It's not your fault. Wine makes me sexy.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:36 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“Jenn....I think you may have just given me butterflies with that "sensual" talk.”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:36 AM

Wine-cicles

Molly Wolfgram · 1:36 AM

Wait...for real? Have you made wine-cicles?

Jennifer Finnell · 1:36 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“Freeze the lard and have a crisco pop!!”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:36 AM

No, but I'm gonna!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:37 AM

Experiment!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:37 AM

Look at us! We educate, discuss and now we do science too!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:38 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“#tryingtopourwineinanicecubetrayrightnow”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:38 AM

Brilliant! That should be a topic one week! But I will not agree to freezing my wine until the damn snow is gone!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:38 AM

Shush, Sean! She can too!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:38 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“i've made wine ice cubes before”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:38 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“Mary you can just jump in and make something up, most of us do that every week”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:38 AM

You have 3 teenager girls and a menagerie of pets, Deb...i don't doubt that you've done a whole host of things to alcohol.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:38 AM

Tami...I'm sorry. You're fired.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:39 AM

Okay, I'm just kiddin'!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:39 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“I honestly don't think wine freezes...unless you mix it with sprite and make a wine spritzer slushy or something. OOH...how summery does that sound?”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:39 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“how do you think they've gotten to the age they have??”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:39 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“Okay - as a virgin Tawker, what does Spotlight mean?”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:39 AM

It means we hear ya! And you'll notice your spotlighted comments transfer over to the main conversation.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:40 AM

Lol. I wish we were drinking together right now - in person, I mean.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:40 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“Yeah yeah Finnell...just shush now. (hows' that for respecting authority?)”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:40 AM

Someday...someday.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:40 AM

It's our legacy.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:40 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“200 years from now some advanced civilization will come in and read this and wonder what the hell this planet was up to”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:41 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“I KNOW!!! Oh wait...did you mean me?”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:41 AM

Yes, ma'am. and the rest of these yahoos, too. What kind of party would that be? All fighting over who gets to be in charge of the box...

Molly Wolfgram · 1:41 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“advanced civilization? only if they can figure out how to effing deliver wine via the wii-fi”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:41 AM

Dar-wine-ism...

Jennifer Finnell · 1:41 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“Sean they will know exactly why we're not around anymore”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:42 AM

Ah-thank you!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:42 AM

Do not be afraid to milk the bladder of the box at the end. You can get at least another glass out of that sumb*tch.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:42 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“two points jennifer finnell”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:42 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“Finnel...BRILLIANT”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:42 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“I would be a terrible keeper of the box.”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:42 AM

True story. And, I should stop right there...lol

Jennifer Finnell · 1:43 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“why not just get out your ginzu knife and cut that baby box open?”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:43 AM

I almost feel shame, but mostly I feel really damn smart.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:43 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“I"ve always had great luck as just sucking on the box”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:43 AM

Animals! Sexy, drunken animals!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:43 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“Oh Molly - I do that every time. Rip open the box in a very animalistic way and squeeze every last drop out the spout into my glass.”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:44 AM

Oh, Jeeeezzzzz! This is worse than turtlenecks!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:44 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“HAHAHAHAHA!!!! JD!!!! That was awesome. Personally, I prefer the spout.”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:44 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“so many jokes, just letting them go”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:44 AM

I can barely type from laughing so hard.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:44 AM

Is Deb implying that people have sex sober? Just checking...

Jennifer Finnell · 1:44 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“seriously! you people need to get laid before you get drunk!”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:44 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“and I think we've scared off Mary and Shannon”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:45 AM

Mary is a Wolfgram...this kind of inappropriate behavior is in her DNA.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:45 AM

Ooh, ooh! Time for the big question of the night! And then our super-secret surprise for next week! Ready???

Jennifer Finnell · 1:46 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“I totally dig the Wolfgrams. Giant POWER!!!!”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:46 AM

He's the man!!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:46 AM

Apparently a fat one.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:46 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“TECA!!!”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:46 AM

No cheating. Wikipedia et al are absolutely, positively OFF LIMITS for this one. First person to answer correctly wins.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:46 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“LARD!”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:47 AM

Define "Old Vine" and then tell us how the term applies to the name of tonight's wine, Gnarly Head.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:47 AM

That

Molly Wolfgram · 1:48 AM

That's way harder than the question I proposed.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:48 AM

which was, "will Molly stay sober the entire tawk?"

Jennifer Finnell · 1:48 AM

Yeah, all I got there was "True or False." lol

Jennifer Finnell · 1:49 AM

Good guess, JD. Alas, that is not the answer we're looking for.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:49 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“The grapes ferment on the vine and all of the people harvesting are really fat and sexy”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:50 AM

Deb grew up just down the road from the fat man named, Teca so the good money says she's right.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:50 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“the older a vine gets, the more gnarly it gets”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:51 AM

Deb's on the right track...does it matter how old the vine is?

Jennifer Finnell · 1:51 AM

And he grows it in a biodome...

Molly Wolfgram · 1:51 AM

Newcomers, Deb and Tami for the win!

Jennifer Finnell · 1:51 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“Pauli Shore is the owner of the vineyard?”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:51 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“And old vine is classic.. .and has a deep throaty feel? But there a hint of wisdom in the palate.”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:51 AM

You people are awesome.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:51 AM

Look who's waxing all philosophical! ;)

Jennifer Finnell · 1:52 AM

Okay, we're giving this one to Deb (sorry, Tami!) because she was first, and the closest.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:53 AM

Don't mess with Deb...she's a chronic overachiever.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:53 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“whoot whoot! sean, told you i'm perfect”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:54 AM

Some people (more old-school) believe that "old vines" produce better wine, but we know that overall quality considers many more factors. And, as vines get older, they get more gnarled. There you have it.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:54 AM

Sexy, gnarly vines.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:55 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“sure molly, instead of posting my grad school homework, i'm pissing away the night doing this”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:55 AM

You are educating the masses about fat vines and men who are fat or something. There's value in that, missy.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:55 AM

Deb, I need you to get me your address after this. via Molly is fine, or you can message me on the Wines Upon a Time page. Congratulations, smarty pants!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:55 AM

So, friends...5 mins left.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:56 AM

Gah! Why does that ALWAYS happen!!! We need to discuss next week. Changing it up a bit, Winos!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:56 AM

I will not be here the next 2 wine Wednesdays.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:56 AM

High functioning alcoholic.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:56 AM

In Miss Molly's absence (the show WILL go on!) we will be welcoming 2 guest hosts.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:56 AM

★ Spotlighted from Debra Perfect

“thanks! my california upbringing and controlled alcoholism pays off”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:56 AM

Ole, mi amigos!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:57 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“oxymoron of the night: controlled alcoholism”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:57 AM

Next week, it's our own Jennifer Arbuckle!!! And, to really mess with y'all, we'll be tasting beer instead of wine.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:57 AM

JD, would you kindly introduce the "vintage"?

Molly Wolfgram · 1:57 AM

I'm going to Spain!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:57 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“Are you going somewhere tropical and lovely Ms Wolfgram?”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:58 AM

Where she intends to drink, and I quote, "a metric shit ton of [Spanish] wine". Salud!

Molly Wolfgram · 1:58 AM

Seriously, I'm gonna do Senora Finch proud.

Jennifer Finnell · 1:58 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“We'll be focusing on Kona Brewery from Hawaii!!”

Molly Wolfgram · 1:59 AM

★ Spotlighted from Tamara Lee Day

“Spain???? You beeyotch!!!!!”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:59 AM

So, next week - any beer of your choice from Kona Brewery in Hawaii.

Molly Wolfgram · 1:59 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“There is a wonderful variety of IPA type beers and I personally will be drinking all of them”

Jennifer Finnell · 1:59 AM

Senora Finch! OMG! I actually got kicked out of her class. Forever. Ergo, no hablo Espanol.

Molly Wolfgram · 2:00 AM

8 Wolfgrams take on Spain. This will be nothing short of epic.

Jennifer Finnell · 2:00 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“for those who appreciate a dark beer...the Pipeline Porter is great!”

Molly Wolfgram · 2:00 AM

Love Longboard

Jennifer Finnell · 2:00 AM

Another awesome, Wednesday, gang! Thanks so much! See you next week! Molly - have a WONDERFUL trip! And don't worry - we won't gossip about you at all while you're gone. :)

Molly Wolfgram · 2:00 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“But my personal fave is Longboard...a pale ale with a hint of island flavor.”

Jennifer Finnell · 2:00 AM

Oh, Sean - she's still fair game!

Molly Wolfgram · 2:00 AM

I can read the transcript so y'all better not sully my good name in my absence.

Jennifer Finnell · 2:01 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“ok If Jenninfer is hosting who do I make trouble with ?”

Molly Wolfgram · 2:01 AM

★ Spotlighted from Jennifer "JD" Arbuckle

“Bring it on Sean”

Jennifer Finnell · 2:01 AM

We'll be sure to wear our beer goggles.

Jennifer Finnell · 2:01 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“spitballs at double Jennifer”

Jennifer Finnell · 2:02 AM

Going to dunk my fiance in Zinfandel now. Night all! :)

Jennifer Finnell · 2:02 AM

Good night, Gracie.

Jennifer Finnell · 2:02 AM

★ Spotlighted from Sean Donaghy

“say good night gracie”

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Tawkers AdminMar 20, 2014, 4:17 PM

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Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:00 AM

good evening ladies

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:01 AM★ Spotlighted

red wine with chicken, I'm so ashamed

Shannon KelleyMar 27, 2014, 1:03 AM★ Spotlighted

Good evening wine dolls! and wine fellas!

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:03 AM★ Spotlighted

I keep trying to get thrown out of this group, must be a freaudian thing

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:04 AM

yeah we'll go with that

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:05 AM★ Spotlighted

wow she's pefect !!

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:05 AM

Howdy all....I am perfect. Try to beat me

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:06 AM★ Spotlighted

humor, it's a volume game

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:06 AM★ Spotlighted

Hello everyone!!

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:06 AM

evening Jenn

Steve HoffmanMar 27, 2014, 1:06 AM

hey Buck

Shannon KelleyMar 27, 2014, 1:07 AM

Chheers!

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:07 AM★ Spotlighted

I dined this evening with my oldest daughter and paired this lovely vintage with "Kraft mac n' chez" and it was divine

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:07 AM

Salud to you all

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:07 AM★ Spotlighted

Mine tastes like beer...hmmm?

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:07 AM★ Spotlighted

white plums

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:07 AM★ Spotlighted

Okay, let me finish this beer and I get a glass of Gnarley

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:08 AM★ Spotlighted

Hey Sean....fellow smart ass!!

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:08 AM

guilty as charged

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:09 AM★ Spotlighted

after 3 weeks I think Leons hint of horshit would taste amazing to you

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:09 AM

sorry Leaonard's

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:09 AM

We're looking for Tami Day by the way Jenn

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:10 AM

Stay humble Jenn...maybe the wine doesn't want to make out with you!

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:10 AM

lets do something cheap and superficial

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:10 AM

sorry quoting movie lines

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:10 AM★ Spotlighted

Cheap and delicious....that says a lot about you Finnell

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:11 AM★ Spotlighted

It must not be all that good if you remember drinking it...right?

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:11 AM★ Spotlighted

i thought you guys talked about the damn 18 dollar bottle of wine, not your pent up sexual frustrations

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:12 AM

Love the box wines...

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:12 AM

lol Debra!!

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:12 AM★ Spotlighted

she must be new

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:12 AM★ Spotlighted

Unless you have to wine to get sex...???

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:12 AM★ Spotlighted

wait that's WHINE, not wine...my mistake

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:13 AM

Is there really a difference? Really?

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:13 AM★ Spotlighted

honey, i'm like a fine wine when it comes to sex.

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:13 AM

back to the bottle!

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:13 AM

What last summer Molly?

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:14 AM★ Spotlighted

cyber sex would involve what kind of wine?

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:14 AM★ Spotlighted

Pop quiz: anybody know what Manteca means in spanish--don't cheat and google it. By the way, Manteca is where this Gnarly shit was bottled.....

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:14 AM

LOL

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:15 AM★ Spotlighted

It's a guy named Teca?

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:15 AM

Hang on Molly, we couldn't do this without you!

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:16 AM★ Spotlighted

Molly its not a Ilama

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:16 AM

Molly should be brushing up on the Spanish

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:16 AM★ Spotlighted

Manteca = Lard

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:16 AM★ Spotlighted

OH so I was right...it's a fat guy named Teca!

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:17 AM

Deb=buzzkill Lard ?

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:17 AM★ Spotlighted

which is only a few miles down the road from Los Banos which is the bathrooms....grew up in sunny CA. 20 minutes from lard :)

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:17 AM

don

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:17 AM★ Spotlighted

Wine and diet in the same sentence? That's a stretch

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:18 AM

oops....don't think it mades the wine tastes any better

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:18 AM

I thought we were talking Llamas not chickens

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:18 AM★ Spotlighted

the chicken is gone, but a very nice pairing along with some sweet potatoes

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:19 AM★ Spotlighted

sean= super sexy aint it?

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:19 AM★ Spotlighted

My Gnarley goes great w/Bud light!

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:19 AM★ Spotlighted

wilipedia says butter so yes

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:20 AM

MMMMM, butter.

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:20 AM

manteca de cerdo - lard

Mary EricksonMar 27, 2014, 1:20 AM★ Spotlighted

Molly are you drinking?

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:20 AM

That's quite the question, Mary...

Mary EricksonMar 27, 2014, 1:21 AM★ Spotlighted

I feel like I should have known about this! I haven't had a damn drop since Miami and I want to cry!

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:21 AM

Well Mary is

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:22 AM★ Spotlighted

Soooo what exactly is cleanse that doesn't involve alcohol. I've always done a booze cleanse...good for the soul

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:22 AM

And sexier!!

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:22 AM

if not better at least more interesting to hang with

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:23 AM★ Spotlighted

what is the diff between beer goggles and wine glasses?

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:23 AM★ Spotlighted

So giddy that you picked that up Finnell!!

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:24 AM

Or wine equals a piece...

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:24 AM

refer to earlier convo.

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:24 AM★ Spotlighted

C flat

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:25 AM

could be a Be Sharp....hahaha drink more wine!!

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:25 AM

it delivers a rich core of dark berry fruit

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:25 AM★ Spotlighted

What up Peeps!!!!!

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:25 AM

Princess!!!

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:26 AM★ Spotlighted

vanilla and lightly toasted oak

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:26 AM

weekly unicorn slaughter accomplished

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:26 AM

welcome to the madness Tami Day!!

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:26 AM★ Spotlighted

I made it. I started drinking cheap box wine and forgot until 8:17.

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:26 AM

Okay - why can't I see my comments.

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:27 AM

That's what that box wine will do to ya!

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:27 AM★ Spotlighted

I pour my box wine into an old bottle...it's okay Tami

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:27 AM

Mad dog!

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:28 AM★ Spotlighted

Phew! (wipes brow dramatically)

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:28 AM

I see my comments now. I'm just stupid today.

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:28 AM★ Spotlighted

could just punch a hole in the bottom of the box, a greener approach

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:28 AM

uh, yea

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:28 AM★ Spotlighted

Or a wine bong...

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:28 AM

There's that world peace thing again;...I wish we could all get a bong.

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:29 AM

i go for the simple approach

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:29 AM

I drank from a bottle earlier. It was a nice Pinot Noir. I just drank it all and I have no backup.

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:29 AM★ Spotlighted

check

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:29 AM

you don't eve see the Jamaicans starting a war do you Jenn

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:29 AM★ Spotlighted

I have wine...Gnarly lard filled wine

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:30 AM

she does not have the responsibilities that you do

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:30 AM

Oaky.

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:31 AM★ Spotlighted

A hint of boysenberry

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:31 AM★ Spotlighted

fruity...with a hint of lard

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:31 AM★ Spotlighted

i think someones in a mood

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:31 AM

very nice Deb

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:32 AM

I wish I had the wine actually. I'm making crap up. (I know...surprise)

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:32 AM★ Spotlighted

please, deb. unless you have my publishers clearing house check filled out

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:32 AM

We'

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:32 AM

WE're talking forestry now? lifting limbs?

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:32 AM★ Spotlighted

wth did i do now, Im sure I deserve it though

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:33 AM★ Spotlighted

This is hitting me right in my sexy brain!

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:33 AM★ Spotlighted

So tell me about the wine. I came in late and I'm unedumacated. I'm drinking out of a box you know.

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:33 AM

Beer drinkers don;t know how to "sip" wine...chug a lug!!

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:34 AM★ Spotlighted

JD - tell me how to find my sexy brain. I've been married a long ass time.

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:34 AM★ Spotlighted

Well Tamara Lee Day, you missed the best edumacation...it came from the land of lard :)

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:34 AM★ Spotlighted

Fat guy...Teca

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:34 AM

I love it Debra. The land of lard....it sounds....bouncy.

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:34 AM

LOL

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:35 AM

ok I actually do get the smoky aroma

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:35 AM★ Spotlighted

Jenn....I think you may have just given me butterflies with that "sensual" talk.

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:35 AM

Well TD...the long ass thing is probably in the way

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:35 AM

next week will you all get laid before loggin on?!

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:35 AM★ Spotlighted

Freeze the lard and have a crisco pop!!

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:35 AM

Good point Arbuckel

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:35 AM

does wine freeze?

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:35 AM

Yes - i spelled your name wrong.

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:36 AM

very cool popcicles then!!

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:36 AM

Amen sister. Sexy winos unite.

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:36 AM

I need to stop talking now.

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:36 AM

Seriously, does wine freeze?

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:36 AM

My wife has beercicles all the time...

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:36 AM

I am so freaky sexy and brilliant!!

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:37 AM★ Spotlighted

#tryingtopourwineinanicecubetrayrightnow

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:37 AM

I would think it would have to be a low alcohol content to actually freeze...yes?

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:37 AM★ Spotlighted

i've made wine ice cubes before

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:37 AM★ Spotlighted

Mary you can just jump in and make something up, most of us do that every week

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:38 AM

right on sean!

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:38 AM★ Spotlighted

I honestly don't think wine freezes...unless you mix it with sprite and make a wine spritzer slushy or something. OOH...how summery does that sound?

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:38 AM

I haven't a clue most of the time

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:38 AM

Much like Sean and his chicken...we WING it....LOL

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:38 AM★ Spotlighted

Okay - as a virgin Tawker, what does Spotlight mean?

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:39 AM

No Tami, you're not fired

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:39 AM★ Spotlighted

how do you think they've gotten to the age they have??

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:39 AM★ Spotlighted

Yeah yeah Finnell...just shush now. (hows' that for respecting authority?)

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:39 AM

You are featured in the main tawk

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:39 AM

Who's got any authority in here?

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:40 AM★ Spotlighted

200 years from now some advanced civilization will come in and read this and wonder what the hell this planet was up to

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:40 AM

Okay - got it. No more newbie questions.

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:40 AM

Sounds like an "in person" board meeting to me

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:40 AM★ Spotlighted

I KNOW!!! Oh wait...did you mean me?

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:40 AM★ Spotlighted

advanced civilization? only if they can figure out how to effing deliver wine via the wii-fi

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:41 AM★ Spotlighted

Sean they will know exactly why we're not around anymore

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:41 AM

Wednesday night, wine, ZAC Brown on Spotify and an hour of winecation

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:41 AM

This reminds me of pre-marriage...AOL and borrowing a friends computer to go online and thinking I was incredibily witty.

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:41 AM★ Spotlighted

I would be a terrible keeper of the box.

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:41 AM★ Spotlighted

two points jennifer finnell

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:41 AM

Bunch of super sexy lard laden silly people

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:42 AM★ Spotlighted

Finnel...BRILLIANT

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:42 AM

typo not misspell

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:42 AM★ Spotlighted

I"ve always had great luck as just sucking on the box

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:42 AM★ Spotlighted

why not just get out your ginzu knife and cut that baby box open?

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:43 AM

OMG...that is susceptible to interpretation

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:43 AM★ Spotlighted

so many jokes, just letting them go

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:43 AM★ Spotlighted

Oh Molly - I do that every time. Rip open the box in a very animalistic way and squeeze every last drop out the spout into my glass.

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:43 AM★ Spotlighted

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! JD!!!! That was awesome. Personally, I prefer the spout.

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:43 AM

And Gnarly Sexy!!

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:44 AM★ Spotlighted

seriously! you people need to get laid before you get drunk!

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:44 AM★ Spotlighted

and I think we've scared off Mary and Shannon

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:44 AM

OH, Debra...is that better than the other way around?

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:44 AM

LOL

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:44 AM

I'm married. He's full and half drunk and we've been married a long time. This is much more stimulating.

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:45 AM

I've always found sex better when I'm in a fog...

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:45 AM★ Spotlighted

I totally dig the Wolfgrams. Giant POWER!!!!

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:45 AM

Baaaaaa!!!

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:45 AM

Women will have sex before they get drunk ?

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:45 AM

YES!!!!

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:45 AM

Sober? Is that spanish again?

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:45 AM

I'm READY!!!!

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:46 AM★ Spotlighted

TECA!!!

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:46 AM★ Spotlighted

LARD!

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:46 AM

A little chubby but what the hell, I'm drunk

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:46 AM

guapo teca

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:47 AM

I'm out of this competition...

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:47 AM

Ummm...Teca?

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:47 AM

I'm blonde. Throw a girl a bone.

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:47 AM

jenn we have to meet some Wednesday say 10:15

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:47 AM

Bone? HAHAHAHA

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:47 AM

Yeah..I said bone. :)

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:47 AM

You have been married a long time!!

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:48 AM★ Spotlighted

The grapes ferment on the vine and all of the people harvesting are really fat and sexy

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:48 AM

Yes indeed I have!!!!!!! Dave keeps yelling at me

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:48 AM

to get off the computer and come sit by him.

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:48 AM

WTF?

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:48 AM

Ok like the lone wold I'm useless without the google

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:48 AM

FALSE!!! Do I win?

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:49 AM

Okay wait...did I miss the trivia question?

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:49 AM

Or, a bunch of out of touch 80's skateboarders make this wine

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:49 AM

vegas money line had molly on the table by 9:40

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:49 AM

Yep...I'm slow

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:49 AM

If no one answers does the most creative answer win?

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:49 AM★ Spotlighted

the older a vine gets, the more gnarly it gets

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:49 AM

And...I don't know.

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:50 AM★ Spotlighted

Pauli Shore is the owner of the vineyard?

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:50 AM

but if you rub it down with lard, then that makes it all better

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:50 AM★ Spotlighted

And old vine is classic.. .and has a deep throaty feel? But there a hint of wisdom in the palate.

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:50 AM

WHAT?

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:51 AM

again with the jokes, pitches sailing on by

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:51 AM

Tami needs to suck on a box and stop talking about deep throat

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:51 AM

Jennifer Finnell, you did not say that this was a two part question

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:51 AM

HAHA!!! Suck on a box. That has so many meanings.

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:52 AM

thinking more for me than you Princess

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:52 AM

JD - you told me I had to come on tonight. You didn't know I'd be half drunk when I got here. :)

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:52 AM

Half?

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:52 AM

Shush now. I have Tawkers articles to write. ;)

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:53 AM

NO credit for Pauly Shore...damn

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:53 AM★ Spotlighted

whoot whoot! sean, told you i'm perfect

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:53 AM

I'm cool with that Finnell.

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:53 AM

I knew it as soon as I laid eyes on your last name

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:53 AM

i only rub that in those who rub first

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:53 AM

I"m not...gnarly unhappy over here

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:54 AM

competitive on Wine Wednesdays, even I take a night off

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:54 AM

Running out of time Jenn

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:54 AM★ Spotlighted

sure molly, instead of posting my grad school homework, i'm pissing away the night doing this

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:54 AM

I love a good gnarly vine...says the lesbien

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:55 AM

OOh - tied into the wine name. This IS educational. Seriously. That makes sense (light bulb flashing above my head).

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:55 AM

i swear that must be the 20th time Jenn has mentioned sex

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:55 AM

Jenn is engaged...sex is OVER

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:55 AM

Yep.

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:55 AM

TECA!!

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:55 AM

and the bottle is finished

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:56 AM

tick tock...this is one helluva fast hour of my life...

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:56 AM

This is fun. I need to do this more often.

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:56 AM★ Spotlighted

thanks! my california upbringing and controlled alcoholism pays off

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:56 AM

Senorita Wolf is off to Espana

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:56 AM★ Spotlighted

oxymoron of the night: controlled alcoholism

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:57 AM

who needs her anyway

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:57 AM

llamas watch out!

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:57 AM

And she's high too

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:57 AM★ Spotlighted

Are you going somewhere tropical and lovely Ms Wolfgram?

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:57 AM

oh sorry sometimes, i type my inside head thoughts

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:57 AM★ Spotlighted

We'll be focusing on Kona Brewery from Hawaii!!

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:58 AM

Okay - Wednesdays are confimration for my eldest and she has to go back next week. I'll do my best to be here.

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:58 AM★ Spotlighted

Spain???? You beeyotch!!!!!

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:58 AM

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:58 AM★ Spotlighted

There is a wonderful variety of IPA type beers and I personally will be drinking all of them

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:58 AM

Okay company is here. Gotta go. Tawk to you guys next week!

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:59 AM

I love that a Metric Shit ton !!

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:59 AM

This was fun.

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:59 AM★ Spotlighted

for those who appreciate a dark beer...the Pipeline Porter is great!

Debra PerfectMar 27, 2014, 1:59 AM

It was fun! Keep it real and lard all.

Tamara Lee DayMar 27, 2014, 1:59 AM

Later peeps.

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 1:59 AM

Fire Rock is a middle of the road hoppy beer with a great after taste

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 1:59 AM★ Spotlighted

ok If Jenninfer is hosting who do I make trouble with ?

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 2:00 AM★ Spotlighted

But my personal fave is Longboard...a pale ale with a hint of island flavor.

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 2:00 AM

We'll keep the State department on High alert

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 2:00 AM

And she knows the beer

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 2:00 AM★ Spotlighted

Bring it on Sean

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 2:01 AM★ Spotlighted

spitballs at double Jennifer

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 2:01 AM

Again...someone is high

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 2:01 AM

your names not all that good

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 2:01 AM

Power Tawk!!

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 2:01 AM

hook on a wine charm and we're in biz!!

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 2:02 AM★ Spotlighted

say good night gracie

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 2:02 AM

Good night all...safe and happy travels Molly

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 2:02 AM

who the hell is Gracie? is she fat and sexy?

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 2:02 AM

old George Burns line

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 2:03 AM

joking sean...

Jennifer "JD" ArbuckleMar 27, 2014, 2:03 AM

Next week peeps

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 2:03 AM

sometimes the kids don't get the references

Sean DonaghyMar 27, 2014, 2:03 AM

this was fun g'night