Jordan Birnbaum

"YOU THINK WHAT?!" - the left/right deba

Jul 19, 2013

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Jul 19, 2013
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:05 AM

Mr. Kaufman, I presume?
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David Kaufman · 1:05 AM

I am here.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:05 AM

Excellent -welcome back, my friend. And a big hello to everyone in the audience.
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David Kaufman · 1:05 AM

HellO!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:05 AM

OK -let's provide a little context before we dive right in.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:06 AM

David and I were friends in high school, rediscovered each other on FB, and discovered...
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David Kaufman · 1:06 AM

First, the earth cooled. Then, the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and turned into oil. And then the Arabs came, and they bought Mercedes Benzes.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:06 AM

that we found the other to be witty, insightful, and complketely wrong about all things political.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:07 AM

See what I mean - he's funny, or at least references funny movies.
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David Kaufman · 1:07 AM

Made by a Republican, no less...
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David Kaufman · 1:07 AM

(Although he got less funny once he came out.)
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:07 AM

Yeah, but that was when Republicans still had a shred of dignity
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David Kaufman · 1:07 AM

I think that's a risk.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:08 AM

came out as a Republican?
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David Kaufman · 1:08 AM

Yep.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:08 AM

Figures - he stopped hanging around with cool people.
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David Kaufman · 1:08 AM

I think it's probably much easier to come out as gay than as a Republican.
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David Kaufman · 1:08 AM

In the arts, that is.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:08 AM

I agree - especially nowadays
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David Kaufman · 1:08 AM

★ Spotlighted from Lucy Dyer

so looking forward to this. :-)

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:09 AM

Gays don't have a complicated relationship with science.
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David Kaufman · 1:09 AM

What, you think there's no gay people who believe in man-made global warming?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:09 AM

★ Spotlighted from Lucy Dyer

and there you have it ladies and gents - an evolution lesson

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David Kaufman · 1:09 AM

Aww, Lucy.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:09 AM

All right already -let's get started
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:10 AM

Now from our last tawk, the gross oversimplification of our positions:
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:10 AM

David wants way less government, and I want way more.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:10 AM

Does that sound fair David?
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David Kaufman · 1:10 AM

Yeah, that works, I suppose.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:11 AM

Now - I do have to make one point of clkarification. When I say that I want more government, I don't mean I want more of the government we have now.
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David Kaufman · 1:11 AM

Right. You want other people to force you to do stuff.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:12 AM

Because, frankly, I think the Democrats are as hopelessly corrupt (for the most part) as the Republicans
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:12 AM

★ Spotlighted from Harry Martinian

How about good and effective government?

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David Kaufman · 1:12 AM

You're unhappy with the people forcing us to do stuff now, and you think other people will do a better job of forcing.
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David Kaufman · 1:12 AM

The less they do, the better they'll be...
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:12 AM

Well, I believe that human corruption is inevitable, so I want a system of checks and balances that keeps it from spiralling out of control.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:13 AM

OK David - we'll take that idea - the less they do -and start to apply it to several industries.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:13 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rachel McDonnell

yes government is a great thing if it is used properly... not like whatever is going on right now in ours..

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David Kaufman · 1:13 AM

OK.
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David Kaufman · 1:13 AM

★ Spotlighted from Lucy Dyer

Big Bird could be the new NY mayor

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:14 AM

let's start with energy. do you stipulate theat the energy industry is responsible for huge environmental externalities - water and air pollution, price manipulation, etc.?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:14 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

How about a govt that works for the people instead of the corporations...you know like the Constitution says it's supposed to work

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David Kaufman · 1:15 AM

Well, it depends what you call "huge." "Price manipulation" isn't an environmental externality, incidentally. But there are certainly externalities.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:15 AM

yeah - i caught that, thanks.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:16 AM

So if the energy industry does create externalities, can it be trusted to regulate itself?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:16 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

Yes, the traditional energy industry - but not solar, wind etc.

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:17 AM

good point Rick - and optimistic - I like it!
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David Kaufman · 1:17 AM

It's regulated by the consumers. Consumers will pay for what they want. They want lower priced energy or they want electric cars or whatever.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:17 AM

how is pollution regulated by consumers?
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David Kaufman · 1:17 AM

How many people bought Priuses last year
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:17 AM

tail wagging the dog
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David Kaufman · 1:18 AM

How many people reduced their energy usage?
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David Kaufman · 1:18 AM

How many people turned their thermostats down or insulated their house, blah blah blah, because it was costing too much.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:18 AM

None of this impacts BP's negligence in the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.
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David Kaufman · 1:18 AM

That's regulating energy usage.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:18 AM

None of this impacts the environmental effects of fracking.
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David Kaufman · 1:18 AM

No, but that's not what you asked about. BP's negligence in the Gulf of Mexico oil spill is not energy-specific.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:19 AM

OK - Let me stay focused on pollution. Can we trust the energy companies to reguylate themselves? Can consumers have an impact on how corporations pollute?
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David Kaufman · 1:19 AM

Lots of people, myself included, drove past Exxon stations after the Valdez.
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David Kaufman · 1:20 AM

Lots of people continue to drive past BP stations.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:20 AM

Do you think that choosing Shell over Exxon makes a difference?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:20 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Consumers didn't want BP to turn the Gulf into a tub of Mobil 1...that wasn't exactly consumer-driven

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:20 AM

AND - do you want to have customers simply be reactionary? In other words, let the disaster happen and then try to punish them afterwards?
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David Kaufman · 1:21 AM

Yes, I do. Are we talking about whether the energy that people want is "too dirty for our own good," or are we asking whether a corporation will show positive behavior and be rewarded for it.
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David Kaufman · 1:21 AM

But they don't simply punish. It also acts as a warning to the other companies -- you don't want to be this guy that lost all his customers after he was a bad guy.
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David Kaufman · 1:21 AM

So be careful.
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David Kaufman · 1:21 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rachel McDonnell

Don't you think tho w things like the gov. should help promote green technologies and solutions jsut as much as the oil companies promote? Because they are nowhere near having the same advertising. People are swayed by what they see and know the most

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:22 AM

Dude - didn't Exxonn just post the biggest quarterly profit in human history?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:22 AM

Did thery really pay a price for the Valdez?
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David Kaufman · 1:22 AM

30 years later. It took 'em a long time to fight back.
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David Kaufman · 1:22 AM

And a merger.
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David Kaufman · 1:22 AM

★ Spotlighted from Lucy Dyer

have a disaster just so they would have an excuse to raise prices - mmmm they couldn't possibly do that now could they?

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:23 AM

★ Spotlighted from Harry Martinian

These divisions of people vs corporations are an ineffective approach. we all need to work together for the good of all.

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David Kaufman · 1:23 AM

Lucy -- that's a broken window fallacy. It doesn't really work.
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David Kaufman · 1:23 AM

★ Spotlighted from Blake Ian

My grandma molly used to say "be careful" .. pretty much all the time - for no reason.

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David Kaufman · 1:23 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Amazing how so many companies can work without polluting, dumping and other foul play. The companies whining for less regulation are kind of like children complaining they can't pass a test without cheating

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David Kaufman · 1:24 AM

Seth -- well, that's sort of my point -- most companies DO work without polluting, dumping and foul play. What MORE regulation will work, without causing more negative effects?
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David Kaufman · 1:24 AM

Things don't stay the same if you change something, they shift.
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David Kaufman · 1:25 AM

You can't create a situation where a business can't do business and then bitch that they've fired all their workers.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:25 AM

David - I fear your philosophy is clouding your perception. To insinuate that somehow the oil industry has paid a significant price for the environmental damage it has caused strains credibility.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:25 AM

It seems that in such a case, an EFFECTIV E regulatory body that is adequately, staffed, trained and compensated can get in fron of these issues.
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David Kaufman · 1:26 AM

And what regulations would work?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:26 AM

Minimum thickness of cement surrounding pipes
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:26 AM

Minimum quarterly stress tests
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:26 AM

I mean, I could bring in an expert, but I would think you get my point
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:27 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rachel McDonnell

harry I agree... we just need to weed out the "bad eggs" so to speak...

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:27 AM

I mean, when I owned a venue, Building and Safety had codes to ensure my building didn't collapse on my customer base. It cost me money, but it sure eseems reasonable.
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David Kaufman · 1:28 AM

And in the absence of those codes, you would have let your customers be squashed?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:28 AM

Me? No. Others? Yes.
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David Kaufman · 1:28 AM

Squashed customers don' t buy drinks.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:29 AM

Every nightclub fire is the result of codes being violated.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:29 AM

Doesn't stop it from happening.
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David Kaufman · 1:29 AM

So more codes will stop them from being violated?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:29 AM

enforcement of codes will - frequent visits from fire department and regulators will force them to comply
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David Kaufman · 1:30 AM

Maybe we could monitor all of their email traffic for words like "fire codes," and "screw 'em."
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:30 AM

lol
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:30 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rachel McDonnell

true jordan but I think that has to do more with the extreme value we have put on money and now that our economy is so messed all people are only thinking of is money.. that leads to people doing bad to others I believe.. sad

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David Kaufman · 1:30 AM

★ Spotlighted from Harry Martinian

This ping pong of statements between Jordon and David is tiresome and counterproductive. Where is the common ground folks?

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David Kaufman · 1:31 AM

★ Spotlighted from Harry Martinian

Can you two stop the playground tit for tat stuff?

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David Kaufman · 1:31 AM

Harry -- probably not. We used to hang out on the playground.
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David Kaufman · 1:31 AM

But I think you make an important point -- what IS the middle ground?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:32 AM

The common ground is the wilingness to engage in points of view to consider and allow our opinions to evolve.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:32 AM

The other cvommon ground is get money out of politics so that we can go back to having actual discussions about policy
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David Kaufman · 1:32 AM

My notion is that you have to have a relatively small set of understandable basic rules. Additional complexity leads to problems.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:32 AM

★ Spotlighted from Anyus Grasso

I don't think codes by themselves will stop anything, but severe penalties being applied when they are indeed violated could serve as a cautionary tale for others.

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David Kaufman · 1:33 AM

I think that's fair, Anyus.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:33 AM

★ Spotlighted from Harry Martinian

You might realize you have grown up a bit and there others looking at your sorry ass antics.

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David Kaufman · 1:33 AM

Harry -- I have not grown up. Take that back.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:33 AM

Actually, Harry, I think that's probably the most egregious comment thus far, so well done.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:34 AM

OK David -I could make the same regulatory points about the financial industry, the food industry, the media industry.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:34 AM

In each case a lack of regulatory authority considering the well being of the populace has led to immeasurable harm.
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David Kaufman · 1:35 AM

Right, but most of them seem to come down to either, "People eat stuff that I think is bad." which I don't think is up to you, or, "People are going to poison other people willy nilly," which I think isn't really true.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:35 AM

People are going to poison people? That's willy nilly?
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David Kaufman · 1:36 AM

Well, I don't think they will poison people willy nilly.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:36 AM

And my friend @Rebecca has plenty of evidence that the poisoning is real and happening.
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David Kaufman · 1:36 AM

Incidentally, that may be the first time in my life I have used "willy nilly."
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:36 AM

Why did Monsanto need a law protecting them from future liability from GMOs.
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David Kaufman · 1:36 AM

They shouldn't have gotten it.
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David Kaufman · 1:36 AM

But that's the same argument.
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David Kaufman · 1:36 AM

I'm not looking for government protection of industry.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:37 AM

well, here's the common ground. we both hate that.
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David Kaufman · 1:37 AM

People do a bad thing, they don't get to be protected.
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David Kaufman · 1:37 AM

I don't want the government helping or hindering business. I want government out of the business business.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:38 AM

But then who is going to stop big pharma from introducing drugs with terrible side effects and dubious benefits? Do you want people to suffer first, and then respond with punishment?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:38 AM

Isn't therew a moral imperative to protect society from corporate malfeasance?
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David Kaufman · 1:38 AM

I don't know -- why don't you ask the millions of people who have been prevented from taking useful drugs because the FDA.
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David Kaufman · 1:39 AM

Fails to act to approve drugs.
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David Kaufman · 1:39 AM

The notion that corporations work without people operating them is bizarre.
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David Kaufman · 1:39 AM

Corporate malfeasance is the same as personal malfeasance.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:40 AM

I don't about that one. I'm sure that the FDA has at times blocked useful drugs. But that doesn't consider how much benefit we've gotten.
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David Kaufman · 1:40 AM

It's just done in the context of a collective.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:40 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rachel McDonnell

well if you did get money out of politics and out of being the main motivator.. than people wouldn't have a reason to create things that harm us those things are created solely for money I think

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David Kaufman · 1:40 AM

There's lists of cancer drugs that sit on the shelf while people die.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:40 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

I like the sorry ass antics. That's why I participate.

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:40 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Saying all regulation is bad would be like saying all stop signs and traffic lights are bad and are transportation-killing

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David Kaufman · 1:41 AM

I'm not saying all regulation is bad. I'm saying you have to keep this stuff to a minimum, and government action should, generally speaking, be a solution of absolute last resort for a given problem.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:41 AM

All right -that seems like a reasonable resting place for this topic.
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David Kaufman · 1:41 AM

I think, Rachel, that if the government got out of th ebusiness of picking winners and losers and got out of the business of being involved in so much, that the money would be far less there.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:42 AM

★ Spotlighted from Lucy Dyer

i know why the FDA dont approve certain drugs,one word - MONEY.

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David Kaufman · 1:42 AM

Lucy -- exactly.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:42 AM

So, in our last Tawk, you stated with glee that you are a war monger.
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David Kaufman · 1:42 AM

Yeah, I'll cop to that.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:43 AM

So why don't you present us with an overview of your philosophy on US foreign policy.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:43 AM

are we the polic of the world?
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David Kaufman · 1:43 AM

Yeah, I think we kind of are
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David Kaufman · 1:43 AM

I think when we see something like rape rooms or people being put into shredders or genocide, it's up to us.
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David Kaufman · 1:44 AM

I think we do have a responsibility, and a national interest in promoting liberal (in the traditional sense of the word, don't get too excited) democracy.
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David Kaufman · 1:44 AM

★ Spotlighted from Lucy Dyer

TEAM AMERICA!!!

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David Kaufman · 1:44 AM

Also, we have cool shirts.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:45 AM

Soi my first question is whether you believe we are consistent in the principles we use to make decisioons about intervention across the globe?
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David Kaufman · 1:45 AM

No.
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David Kaufman · 1:45 AM

But I also recognize that there's nothing we can do about North Korea, for example.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:46 AM

OK - so I assume that you would then be a proponent of far motre military action across the entire planet?
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David Kaufman · 1:46 AM

As evil as the regime is, there's not a lot we can do about it.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:46 AM

Africa?
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David Kaufman · 1:46 AM

To the extent it would be effective, yeah.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:46 AM

South America?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:46 AM

Asia?
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David Kaufman · 1:46 AM

It depends what we're talking about.
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David Kaufman · 1:46 AM

Do I think we need to stop genocide in Darfur? Yes.
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David Kaufman · 1:46 AM

Do I think we need to overthrow Cuba?
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David Kaufman · 1:47 AM

Not today.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:47 AM

I mean, there is widespread horrible stuff going on on every continent. Rape rooms and torture and horrible things.
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David Kaufman · 1:47 AM

And to the extent our intervention would be effective, then I think it's appropriate.
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David Kaufman · 1:47 AM

I think the Taliban needed overthrowing. The problem generally comes when we screw up the peace.
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David Kaufman · 1:48 AM

We took care of Hussein quickly. What we didn't do was properly establish a replacement.
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David Kaufman · 1:48 AM

So we left Iraq in the hands of warlords.
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David Kaufman · 1:48 AM

Which ended up with us stuck there, and lots more people dead.
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David Kaufman · 1:48 AM

You can't leave a power vacuum and assume the good guys will take over.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:48 AM

Do you think it's fair to say that during the height of the British Empire, they were the police of the world?
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David Kaufman · 1:49 AM

I don't really think they did a whole lot of policing.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:49 AM

India?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:49 AM

Australia?
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David Kaufman · 1:49 AM

I suppose.
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David Kaufman · 1:49 AM

But I think of it in a more limited role.
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David Kaufman · 1:50 AM

But the world is a smaller and different place than it was then.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:50 AM

I think throughout history, the European colonization of the globe created most of the tribal conflicts in Africa, created the India - Pakistan conflict.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:51 AM

Basically, doesn't work, and causes more problems than it solves. That's why Star Trek has The Prime Directive. Dammit, Jim -I'm a doctor!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:51 AM

★ Spotlighted from Anyus Grasso

No! Please, I'm South American, Argentinian to be more exact... please, please, pleaseeeeeee pretty please, don't.

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:51 AM

★ Spotlighted from Lucy Dyer

(swears loudly at David) yes there is!! the the money out of politics,you stop most,if not all,the wars

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David Kaufman · 1:52 AM

That's simply not true. Were that true, there would have been no wars prior to, I don't know... England?
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David Kaufman · 1:52 AM

There have been tribal wars forever.
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David Kaufman · 1:52 AM

You ever read Exodus?
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David Kaufman · 1:52 AM

Or David vs. Goliath?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:53 AM

No -I think every empire, going back to Alexander The Great and then Rome, has left global conflict in their wake.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:53 AM

Exodus the Bible or Exodus the Paul Newman movie?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:53 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Good point Lucy, oh yes the Koch brothers who want govt out of the way but forget to mention they made their inheritance from Stalin's communist govt and every business they're in lives on Corp. Welfare...do as they say not as they do

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David Kaufman · 1:53 AM

I meant Exodus, the Bible, 'cause it was before England.
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David Kaufman · 1:54 AM

But I will concede that British and French colonialism and double dealing is in great part responsible for the Middle East right now.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:54 AM

Ahhh, nice. So I am bvery worried that we are creating the same kind of long-term damage.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:54 AM

Maybe we're both right to an extent on this one.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:54 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

David Democracy must come from within...you can't force it on people otherwise it's not Democracy

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David Kaufman · 1:55 AM

So what do you think we should do with rape rooms and genocide? Tsk, tsk?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:55 AM

I'd be more inclined to run rescue missions and bring people to the States than to engage in combat
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David Kaufman · 1:56 AM

You can't rescue everyone who needs rescuing. We can't bring the entire female population of Afghanistan here.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:56 AM

but we can invade every country where the people need rescuing? You crazy.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:57 AM

★ Spotlighted from Lucy Dyer

seth,its just the way they want it. its kinda like they own playground to test their little war toys on

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David Kaufman · 1:57 AM

Nope. But a limited 'rescue mission" saves a handful of people. Sometimes, you have to overthrow a monster.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:57 AM

All right - we're coming up on an hour.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:58 AM

So I have one last question before we go. Edward Snowden - hero or traitor? (I say hero)
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David Kaufman · 1:59 AM

I say a little of both -- I mean, I appreciate that he let us know about this stuff. I really find it amusing that the government says that they have controls on the use of the information, and this guy manages to give it to the world.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 1:59 AM

As a libertarian, are you offended by the NSA program?
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David Kaufman · 2:00 AM

Of course I am.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:00 AM

Well - this is where liberals and conservatives can find a common ground.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:00 AM

Is the ACLU liberal or conservative? I think both.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:00 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rachel McDonnell

everyone say hi to the NSA

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:00 AM

Hi NSA!
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David Kaufman · 2:01 AM

No, I think they're liberal. If they were both, they'd be defending the 2nd Amendment as strongly as the 1st, 4th, 5th and 6th.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:01 AM

NSA -did you lose weight? You look terrific!
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David Kaufman · 2:01 AM

Hi, Mitch! (Mitch is my personal agent over at the NSA.)
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:02 AM

OK - so we both oppose the unholy alliance between government and corporations, yes?
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David Kaufman · 2:02 AM

Yes, but for ironically different reasons.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:02 AM

We both oppose The Patriot Act and assault on our civil liberties, yes?
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David Kaufman · 2:02 AM

Yes.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:03 AM

we both the unequal application of law to various criminals in the country, yes?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:03 AM

oppose
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David Kaufman · 2:03 AM

Yes.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:03 AM

OK - well this is a good starting point. If Snowden can bring together Glenn Beck and Michael Moore, maybe you and I have a chance after all.
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David Kaufman · 2:04 AM

Occupy and the Tea Party started out with roughly the same rhetoric.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:04 AM

true - anti-corruption - money out of politics
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:04 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

NSA is more corp welfare...in this case to Booz, Allen and Hamilton look at their posh digs in Atlanta 50 story high-rise...but meanwhile we get on starving people getting $4/ day to feed their families

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:04 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rachel McDonnell

and the people on welfare get accused of being too lazy or not wanting to work.. fucking bullshit

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David Kaufman · 2:04 AM

And then Occupy went off with those stupid twinkle hands... and no showering and, I don't know, something else.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:05 AM

Yeah, I'm sure the Tea Party antics made you proud. "Keep your government hands off my Medicare!"
DK

David Kaufman · 2:05 AM

Better than that horrible patchouli smell.
DK

David Kaufman · 2:05 AM

Just couldn't take it.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:06 AM

OMG -please. It's like comparing Animal House with Neidermeyer's fraternity.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:06 AM

I'll take Belushi 100 timjes out of 100.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:06 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

Patchouli and cat piss - the smell of a 60's apartment.

DK

David Kaufman · 2:07 AM

Sure -- but Occupy wasn't Belushi. It was Rainbow Berkowitz and her vegan mung bean salad.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:07 AM

lol
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:07 AM

All right -that's probably a great way to go out.
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David Kaufman · 2:08 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rachel McDonnell

david a little occupy prejudice? :(

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:08 AM

David - I do love tawking with you. It keeps me sharp..and increduluous...but it forces me to open my mind to another perspective. Even one that's wrong.
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David Kaufman · 2:08 AM

Rachel -- yeah, I think so. I'll trade you Occupy for the Tea Party, OK?
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:09 AM

I think we can agree that the entire world deserves to be made fun of.
DK

David Kaufman · 2:09 AM

No. Just Harry Martinian.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:09 AM

Yeah, I'll second that.
DK

David Kaufman · 2:09 AM

And Carrot Top. Hate that guy.
DK

David Kaufman · 2:10 AM

★ Spotlighted from Rick Rosner

Vegan Mung? I think I dated her in 1974.

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:10 AM

So thanks for engaging me in stupid-ass tactics, or whatever he called it.
DK

David Kaufman · 2:10 AM

My pleasure.
DK

David Kaufman · 2:10 AM

That would be a great name for a Rock Band.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:10 AM

audience -you werre amazing tonight - thank you so much for playing with us.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:11 AM

I bid you all good night, and David, I'm already planning Ep. 3 -"The Reckoning."
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:11 AM

★ Spotlighted from Anyus Grasso

Thanks to the both of you, it was fun and definitely interesting.

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David Kaufman · 2:11 AM

I look forward to it.
DK

David Kaufman · 2:11 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

I paid all this money for tickets but didn't get to see any bloodshed...I'm disappointed:(

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David Kaufman · 2:12 AM

And next time, Seth -- it's a steel cage match.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:12 AM

Thank YOU Anyus -and we'll keep shit out of South America for you.
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David Kaufman · 2:12 AM

I'm bringing in Rowdy Roddy Piper and Mr. Wonderful, Paul Orndorff to help/
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:12 AM

How do you know I'm not bleeding? From slamming my head against the computer when David said that Exxonn paid a steep price for the Valdez disaster.
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David Kaufman · 2:12 AM

;)
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:12 AM

★ Spotlighted from Lucy Dyer

yeah glad we finished playing with you two. i gotta go wash my hands. you two are filthy

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David Kaufman · 2:13 AM

I drew First Blood.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:13 AM

Yeah - and that's what created Rambo. You better run!
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:13 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Stand Your Ground Jordan!

Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:13 AM

ooooooh - that one hurt, Seth.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:14 AM

OK, I'm goi9ng to say goodnight and really mean it this time. (This is like a really good date that I don't want to end)
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David Kaufman · 2:14 AM

You hang up first.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:14 AM

exccept I don't want this one to end wityh a kiss.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:15 AM

Thanks again to everyone, and if you're coming here late, hit the top button in the upper left corner to pick this up from the beginning
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 2:15 AM

So keep Tawking, and remember you're not alone!
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David Kaufman · 2:16 AM

Especially with the NSA on the case.
Jordan Birnbaum

Jordan Birnbaum · 3:35 AM

★ Spotlighted from Seth Hochman

Shouldn't Stand Your Ground really be called get out of jail free?